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ManateeGag: I didn't realize Obama did a flyover. what were all those pictures with Christie. a farking hologram?
vpb: Heck of a job 9/11 Rudy.
MrBallou: We all knew the whargarbl would be wild and wooly today. It'll be a derp hurricane to make Sandy look like a spring shower.
I_C_Weener: I imagine those on Staten Island agree with him. Doesn't make it so. But I bet they agree.
Marcus Aurelius: Chris Christie begs to differ.
Diogenes: Yes, Rudy. Please tell us about poor handling of emergencies. You should know something about it through your own glaring failures at it. Chief among them, relocating the emergency response command center in the World Trade Center in 1997, even though your director of emergency management recommended that you not put it there because it had been a target in 1993.