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  • Well you can't really argue with that.
  • "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"

    When they see Republican signs, they no longer need to assume.
  • Joe USer: "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"

    When they see Republican signs, they no longer need to assume.


    Nice.
  • And when police see such obvious evidence, their jobs become a lot easier.
  • Stop calling me a retard! It's my birthday. I'm potato years old.
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    Ok, so that was really funny, so I'll give you a pass.
  • Democrats have the education.

    Rebublicans have the trust funds.

    Doglovers have a crown, for when ya'll see some sense and elect me.
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    True, Republicans can really drag down property values what with all that knuckle dragging and fundamentalism. that said, its still not cool to mock the GOP for being silly and stupid.
  • Benevolent Misanthrope: Nice.


    I was going for sarcastic and troll-y.

    Seriously, if I see one more ad or get one more call, I'm going to write in Kodos, just so I can use the line on people.
  • Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    Says the guy with an online degree
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    Great political troll, or Greatest political troll?
  • Accurate assumption. However, since the political party of most burglars is Dem., its a wash. They eat their own young.

    My "hood" is full of R and R yard signs. Not one Hussein for satrap sign to be seen. Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners. Warm and fuzzy is how I feel.

    Vote early, vote often. Its the Chicago way.
  • You see, those big words that don't fit on campaign bumper stickers can hurt your pretty little head. I'm only making life easier for you.
  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    People should know that a sh*t-ton of liberals are armed. It's my second Amendment too, you half-wits. We just don't celebrate guns as the second coming of Christ, or as compensation for our dicks. Nor do we use our respect of guns and the right to bear them as a front for belonging to a strictly partisan group purporting to represent us when the guy they pick has actually signed a form of a weapons ban.

    Not a gun nut, and don't really do the gun porn thing, but you'd better believe I know how to use one. Force into my house and I'll kill you.

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  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    I bet you totally own in any conversation you make up entirely.
  • Also, people who break into homes for a living aren't really going to understand the subtleties of the homeowners choice in a candidate, presuming they even know who the candidates are. A master art thief probably would, but we're talking about random punks here. Meth-heads seldom stop to ponder what a homeowner's political leanings say about the homeowner's character. People in the politics tab might, but I'm fairly certain none of us are robbing houses when we're not trolling.

    This is the dumbest excuse for a dick move I've heard in some time.
  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    You think only Republicans own guns?

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  • dickfreckle: Also, people who break into homes for a living aren't really going to understand the subtleties of the homeowners choice in a candidate, presuming they even know who the candidates are. A master art thief probably would, but we're talking about random punks here. Meth-heads seldom stop to ponder what a homeowner's political leanings say about the homeowner's character. People in the politics tab might, but I'm fairly certain none of us are robbing houses when we're not trolling.

    This is the dumbest excuse for a dick move I've heard in some time.


    I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.
  • FTFA: When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits.

    The fact that the subdivision is in Florida isn't already evidence of that?
  • dickfreckle: Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...

    People should know that a sh*t-ton of liberals are armed. It's my second Amendment too, you half-wits. We just don't celebrate guns as the second coming of Christ, or as compensation for our dicks. Nor do we use our respect of guns and the right to bear them as a front for belonging to a strictly partisan group purporting to represent us when the guy they pick has actually signed a form of a weapons ban.

    Not a gun nut, and don't really do the gun porn thing, but you'd better believe I know how to use one. Force into my house and I'll kill you.

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    +1.

    I'm a registered independent but make no secret that I very much lean left/libertarian (lowercase 'l').

    I also have loaded guns in every room of the house.

    Break in and take my stuff while I'm gone? Not really a problem, as I have decent insurance.
    Break in and pose a threat to my family or me? At any given moment I'm rarely more than ten feet from a means of stopping you via high velocity projectile.

    Plus, hey, earlier this year I took advantage of OBUMMER'S FASCIST SOCIALIST GUN GRAB (that part was sarcasm) by carrying my .44 with me when I backpacked through remote areas and parks of Alaska (that part was not).
    Thanks, Obama, for finally making this legal.
  • Guy must have very small handwriting to fit all of that on a post card.
  • Generation_D: I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.

    I know you're kidding, but:

    This country is roughly 50/50 Republican or Democrat. You have to figure that for every ghetto chick that votes for the misnomer "Obamaphone" there's a some working-class white guy voting for the flag and Jesus. That leaves the rest of us.

    I have all the same sh*t all my Republican neighbors have. A smart thief won't target yard signs - he'll target an exclusive neighborhood. Which I don't live in (just a regular neighborhood). But I do have the same plasma and laptops my Limbaugh acolyte neighbor has.

    This just in: Being liberal isn't just for "welfare queens" anymore. Actually, it never was. The idea that liberals think the way they do because they want handouts is arguably the most patently offensive canard the GOP pushes.

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  • smells_like_meat: Accurate assumption. However, since the political party of most burglars is Dem., its a wash. They eat their own young.

    My "hood" is full of R and R yard signs. Not one Hussein for satrap sign to be seen. Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners. Warm and fuzzy is how I feel.

    Vote early, vote often. Its the Chicago way.


    This post had everything.
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