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Brandishing a fake weapon is probably still a felony, and feloniously stupid.
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IronTom: Brandishing a weapon is a felony, I think.
Brandishing a fake weapon is probably still a felony, and feloniously stupid.
Whether or not the weapon is real MIGHT matter in a courtroom setting, but it is absolutely a great way to get yourself shot by police, or god knows who else.
Is it wrong to think that maybe she ought to just let him keep doing it, in the hopes that he will never get a chance to breed?
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basemetal: That is the sign that you date idiots.
Well, there's your problem.
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IronTom: Brandishing a weapon is a felony, I think.
Not if you have to.
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And then there's the cops.
So, no, not at all, internet person. No way in hell pointing a fake gun from your car at targets outside of it could ever possibly result in problems to anyone.
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IronTom: Brandishing a weapon is a felony, I think.
Brandishing a fake weapon is probably still a felony, and feloniously stupid.
Gross misdemeanor, in Washington State.
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Why a hammer ? well, its a nice tool to have, to, um, help with lug nuts and such ...
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So the answer is maybe.
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Do they make real red handguns?
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fusillade762: It's red, but otherwise looks like the real thing.
Do they make real red handguns?
Well, I know for a fact that they make 22 cal pink pistols, so... most likely an example
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alienated: Thats why one carries a nice hammer, and just lets the idiots go that cut one off.
Why a hammer ? well, its a nice tool to have, to, um, help with lug nuts and such ...
I myself prefer a 16" long wrench.
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p4p3rm4t3: I guess the horn isn't good enough anymore. I'm gonna starting riding a horse carrying a bow and arrows to work. No farks will be given right?
If you're riding a horse, you'll want a lance.
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Let's stop all this faux rage over brandishing. The guy has a TOY.
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i keep a stick of this under my seat
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HotWingAgenda: alienated: Thats why one carries a nice hammer, and just lets the idiots go that cut one off.
Why a hammer ? well, its a nice tool to have, to, um, help with lug nuts and such ...
I myself prefer a 16" long wrench.
Agreed. a Crescent wrench is always a nice thing to have about. Ditto for a Magnesium allow Ridgid pipe wrench, you know, because they are lighter and easier to swing. Great for zombie skulls too- make sure the jaws are steel though- some zombies will have plates in the head
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Looks totally real (except the frame is made of plastic). The bullets unscrew and you put caps in them so it even cycles when fired, though nothing comes out of the barrel. If I ever wanted to really fark with someone I'd use it. I can't imagine a circumstance where I would though. I think the last time it was fired was during a high school drama skit.
I used to have a Browning Hi-Power one, too, but someone stole it.
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AverageAmericanGuy: Really now. What's the worst a squirt gun going to do? Wet someone with urine?
Um, before I end up on yet another watchlist- you can fill the things with more than water... like drain cleaner. Or so I have heard
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