Real News. Real Funny.
thebpem: CSBI had sexy time with a girl once after nerding out with her about how cool those little guys were./CSBThey also don't feel pain... and you thought honey badgers don't care...
Deep Contact: The trick is to live underground, void of food, oxygen and cable news.
Chainsaw Turd Elf: There was an article in the Fark Geek tab maybe a year or two ago about why naked mole rats will become the next dominant species. It was a good article. Why don't one of you nerds look it up.