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Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."Then the groom yelled "Don't look, Ethel!"But it was too late..
Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."
desertmouse: I can see why they'd be so upset. It's extremely offensive for a tall, naked man to stand like that in the front of a church with his arms spread open.
MaliFinn: Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."I only heard "get out!" and she shooed him embarrassingly as if it were someone familiar.
JMel: I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.What is wrong with people???
ChrisDe: [img32.imageshack.us image 608x366]Elaine!
SevenizGud: Nice work flasher. This woman has done all this work to make sure the most important day in her life goes perfect, or if not perfect, at least not ruined by your monumental inconsiderations, or more likely, mental illness.I say make him sex offender registry status, fine him $10,000, 6 months in jail, mandatory mental illness exam check-ups every 3 months for 20 years, and let the brides' parents to a half-dozen shots at him in the face with a baseball bat if they so desire./being charitable, p.o.s. should probably be buried alive
ManRay: Why didn't the Maid of Honor tackle the streaker? Isn't that what defensive ends are coached to do? Protect the bride?
JMel: What is wrong with people???
profplump: JMel: What is wrong with people???They attach too much importance to having a "perfect" wedding and then get unreasonably upset when relatively minor things occur that interfere in any way whatever with the (usually impossible) vision they had in their head./ Or are you not ready to admit you have a problem?
degenerate-afro: No one stays married for 25 consecutive years any more subby. They'll have at least two divorces thrown in there for kicks.
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