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Nexzus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]/Kinda begs for a caption contest.I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid farkin' uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big farkin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man. The rule of your little farkin' gate here. Here's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shiat.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I just *KNEW* there was something crooked behind the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes...
Treygreen13: Gary Busey already has enough money.
Jon iz teh kewl: how iz this illegal??
Apos: We have a winner.
Apos: And welcome back!
snuff3r: Wow, that seems a little excessive.And by a little i mean a farking lot.