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Bondith: "It was God's divine word that I be there. Originally, I was just going skip the ballot and just go to lunch that day," Houston said.Instead of making you go vote, wouldn't it be simpler just for God not to give the guy a heart attack?
blatz514: Either subby was the Weeners on the article or it was shamelessly stolen:
BarefootInTheFark: Old joke is old, subby.