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genepool lifeboat

2012-11-07 09:45:05 AM

You eat vegetable

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mortimer_ford

2012-11-07 09:46:11 AM

No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.

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walkerhound

2012-11-07 09:48:04 AM

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Dr_Retriever

2012-11-07 09:48:50 AM

Awesome headline

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upndn

2012-11-07 09:48:58 AM

Rucky chinamen.

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ManOfTeal

2012-11-07 09:51:40 AM

You here 4 hour!!!!!

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imtheonlylp

2012-11-07 09:51:51 AM

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Tax Boy

2012-11-07 09:52:38 AM

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RoyHobbs22

2012-11-07 09:55:36 AM

Their failure must have left them very hot and sour.

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gabethegoat

2012-11-07 09:57:56 AM

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bigmoneygrip

2012-11-07 09:58:20 AM

You so big.

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imtheonlylp

2012-11-07 09:59:27 AM

some good prison reading for them:

"Dark Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Dung

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Kerr Avon

2012-11-07 09:59:28 AM

Obviously absent.

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blatz514

2012-11-07 09:59:38 AM

Was on the scene:

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jaytkay

2012-11-07 10:01:05 AM

I have a gub

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SweetSaws

2012-11-07 10:02:01 AM

Kerr Avon: Obviously absent.

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"San Francisco cocksucker!"

"Swangen!"

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Marcintosh

2012-11-07 10:02:37 AM

Wonder about the wisdom of a stick-up in a place that employs gentlemen adroit with sharp knives and heavy cleavers.
Then again, stickup man isn't on the Mensa employment list.

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Jim from Saint Paul

2012-11-07 10:02:44 AM

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Soonerpsycho

2012-11-07 10:04:45 AM

We all look alike to them.

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Langdon Alger

2012-11-07 10:07:32 AM

Now dat ownge cheeken! Unbereavabuh!

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weapon13

2012-11-07 10:09:51 AM

We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?

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vudukungfu

2012-11-07 10:14:19 AM

这是一个抢劫

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Hawnkee

2012-11-07 10:15:10 AM

Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

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uberaverage

2012-11-07 10:16:09 AM

I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

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IsNoGood

2012-11-07 10:18:32 AM

vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫

Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career

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