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db2: Hmm, I'm going with "accidental death and dismemberment".
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Ed Finnerty: FTFA: when an electric nail accidentally hit his headI don't know about that. Nails are vengeful, angry, and unpredictable creatures.
Valiente: Bit stupid and pointless, if you ask me.