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UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.
BAMFinator: Pink elephants on parade....
gopher321: Do they see pink humans while drunk?
blatz514: I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.
Spiralmonkey: How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?