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  • It's a Zionist crocodile, bred to bite and kill only Muslims.
  • Lemme at 'em.
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    /not sure if anyone will get this 
  • The policeman says the 5′ 9″ crocodile (1.75 meters) had not hurt anybody, but was frightening sanitation workers.

    They crocked their pants

    /sorry
  • It's a witch! Burn it! Burn it!

    But seriously, what does it eat? Smugglers?
  • FTA: "The crocodile was originally brought into the blockaded Gaza Strip through a smuggling tunnel linking the territory to neighboring Egypt."

    Wait, you can't bring a crocodile for a zoo into Gaza without smuggling it through a tunnel?

    I thought this blockade / siege thing was supposed to be about "security". This sounds more like collective punishment to me.

    Maybe we should urge our newly reelected president to somehow convince the Israelis not to be such asshats?



    /Just a thought
    //Terrorism?
    ///What a croc!
  • Amos Quito: FTA: "The crocodile was originally brought into the blockaded Gaza Strip through a smuggling tunnel linking the territory to neighboring Egypt."

    Wait, you can't bring a crocodile for a zoo into Gaza without smuggling it through a tunnel?

    I thought this blockade / siege thing was supposed to be about "security". This sounds more like collective punishment to me.

    Maybe we should urge our newly reelected president to somehow convince the Israelis not to be such asshats?



    /Just a thought
    //Terrorism?
    ///What a croc!


    Well, if you've ever heard the song "Battle of New Orleans", you'd realize that crocodilians can be weaponized by resourceful rapscallions.
  • What crocs in a sewer may or may not look like.
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  • This thread is quickly turning into a crock of shiat.
  • Can crocodiles be circumcised?

    Obviously they're not kosher.
  • cgraves67: Amos Quito: FTA: "The crocodile was originally brought into the blockaded Gaza Strip through a smuggling tunnel linking the territory to neighboring Egypt."

    Wait, you can't bring a crocodile for a zoo into Gaza without smuggling it through a tunnel?

    I thought this blockade / siege thing was supposed to be about "security". This sounds more like collective punishment to me.

    Maybe we should urge our newly reelected president to somehow convince the Israelis not to be such asshats?



    /Just a thought
    //Terrorism?
    ///What a croc!

    Well, if you've ever heard the song "Battle of New Orleans", you'd realize that crocodilians can be weaponized by resourceful rapscallions.


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    Yes terrorists.
  • Amos Quito: FTA: "The crocodile was originally brought into the blockaded Gaza Strip through a smuggling tunnel linking the territory to neighboring Egypt."

    Wait, you can't bring a crocodile for a zoo into Gaza without smuggling it through a tunnel?

    I thought this blockade / siege thing was supposed to be about "security". This sounds more like collective punishment to me.

    Maybe we should urge our newly reelected president to somehow convince the Israelis not to be such asshats?



    /Just a thought
    //Terrorism?
    ///What a croc!


    Or maybe the Egyptians will decide to tear down the steel and concrete wall they built and reduce the need for smuggling tunnels. After all, they do have a common language, common religion, common ethnicity, and a common enemy with most of the folks living in the Gaza Strip.
  • Either way, it's one less reptilian to worry about for relieved Gazans.
  • give me doughnuts: Amos Quito: FTA: "The crocodile was originally brought into the blockaded Gaza Strip through a smuggling tunnel linking the territory to neighboring Egypt."

    Wait, you can't bring a crocodile for a zoo into Gaza without smuggling it through a tunnel?

    I thought this blockade / siege thing was supposed to be about "security". This sounds more like collective punishment to me.

    Maybe we should urge our newly reelected president to somehow convince the Israelis not to be such asshats?



    /Just a thought
    //Terrorism?
    ///What a croc!

    Or maybe the Egyptians will decide to tear down the steel and concrete wall they built and reduce the need for smuggling tunnels.



    Yeah, maybe they will.

    Now that the Usraeli puppet Mubarak is gone, maybe Egypt will start behaving humanely, and stop schlepping water for Israel.

    Of course, that move might be considered and act of war by the Zionist Regime - but right now Bibi is looking pretty weak.

    /Seems he backed the wrong horse
  • give me doughnuts: It's a Zionist crocodile, bred to bite and kill only Muslims.



    Zionist crocodile? I thought that it was supposed to be the LION of Zion!

    /Torn between "Zionist Crocodile" and "Crocodile in a Gazan Sewer" for the name of my new reggae band
  • ciberido: give me doughnuts: It's a Zionist crocodile, bred to bite and kill only Muslims.


    Zionist crocodile? I thought that it was supposed to be the LION of Zion!

    /Torn between "Zionist Crocodile" and "Crocodile in a Gazan Sewer" for the name of my new reggae band


    There were "Zionist Sharks" in the Red Sea a couple of years ago. Mossad sent them to disrupt the Sinai tourist trade. This follows the "Zionist Rat" attacks in West Jerusalem, and the "Zionist Squirrel" and "Zionist Pigeon" spies in Iran.
  • Now I'm imagining all of the animal agents from "Phineas and Ferb" with yarmulkes instead of fedoras.

    Vey iz mir!
  • Amos Quito: machoprogrammer: iblamethejewsZIONISTSforthis.jpg


    FTFY.

    Jews=/=Zionists

    85% of Israeli "Americans" voted for Romney

    70% of US Jews voted for Obama

    Never forget!


    That first cite doesn't say anything about 85% of anyone doing anything. Assuming you pasted the wrong link, what did you mean? People with dual citizenship? People born in Israel now living in the US? And why, if they voted (meaning they're Americans) would you put them in quotation marks? Do foreign-born American voters need a special designation beyond American? Are you implying that they are less American (well, you are, but are you doing it intentionally)?

    // Israelis don't need crocs, just hire Ben Grimm
  • Gaza policemen said they've captured a crocodile that's been on the lam since fleeing a zoo two years ago.

    How fast can they run?
  • Dr Dreidel: Amos Quito: machoprogrammer: iblamethejewsZIONISTSforthis.jpg


    FTFY.

    Jews=/=Zionists

    85% of Israeli "Americans" voted for Romney

    70% of US Jews voted for Obama

    Never forget!

    That first cite doesn't say anything about 85% of anyone doing anything. Assuming you pasted the wrong link,



    Yep, wrong link. Sorry. Here's the right one.

    QUOTE: "In stark contrast, exit polls of absentee ballots in Israel show that some 85% of American Jews living in Israel voted for Mitt Romney."


    Dr Dreidel: Assuming you pasted the wrong link, what did you mean? People with dual citizenship? People born in Israel now living in the US?



    See the bolded above.


    Dr Dreidel: And why, if they voted (meaning they're Americans) would you put them in quotation marks?



    Because, IMO, their passports may be American, but in their hearts they are Zionist Israelis. The skew of their voting pattern would seem to confirm this.


    Dr Dreidel: Do foreign-born American voters need a special designation beyond American?



    These are not foreign-born, but expats.


    Dr Dreidel: Are you implying that they are less American (well, you are, but are you doing it intentionally)?



    Yes, and yes.

    The US and Israel have divergent interests. When "Americans" place the interests of the latter over the former, I consider them to be "less American".


    /No offense!
  • moviemarketing:

    i>Gaza policemen said they've captured a crocodile that's been on the lam since fleeing a zoo two years ago.

    How fast can they run?

    How fast would it have to? Why would it bother going far, either? Crocodiles eat rats, which as you know are common in all kinds of tunnels, along with just about anything else that happens by while it's laying there.

    Imagine a parade of bacon passing by your bed. Add a creek of vodak and a brain too small to care if you "voided" on yourself and voila! Paradise!

    (When you've got unlimited bacon and booze who needs virgins? They'd just get in the way.)
  • moviemarketing: Gaza policemen said they've captured a crocodile that's been on the lam since fleeing a zoo two years ago.

    How fast can they run?


    The can go pretty fast in their Chevrolet Movie Theater
  • 84% of Holmes County Florida "Americans" voted for Romney, too. Do they have "divergent interests"?
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