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ArkAngel: Hey, Gandalf? Let me ask you something: what is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?QUICKSAND!!!
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Will they serve potatoes?
urger: In America they're called speeders. The National organization is called NARCOA. They arrange insurance and places to ride. Riding in one is cool as fark./Brother owns a Fairmont.
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Will they serve potatoes?Will they serve what?