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  • Sure, why go with the thread that had almost the same headline but that people were already commenting in?

    /not subby
    //of either
  • Phil Ochs was spot on almost 50 years ago:

    Here's to the schools of Mississippi
    Where they're teaching all the children that they don't have to care
    All of rudiments of hatred are present everywhere
    And every single classroom is a factory of despair
    There's nobody learning such a foreign word as fair
    Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
    Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of
  • Well, at least they're not racists.
  • It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

    1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
    2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
    3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
    4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
    5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
    6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
    7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
    8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
    9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
    10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
    11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.
  • In Mississippi??! Surely not!
  • I thought they were all black there
    Their football team is
  • "Ironically, prior to Tuesday night, conservative bloggers had warned of plots by black youth to riot if Obama lost the election, a charge that police dismissed."

    Link

    :|
  • I was watching a cool documentary on the secret service. In it they discussed how at inaugurations they have snipers sweeping through the crowd ready to take out any nutters trying to ruin the party.
  • This should go over well in their attempts at recruiting top African American athletes to their sports programs.
  • ATTENTION, OLE MISS RETARDS!!!!!!

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  • Sure, if the country already views you as racists, rednecks, homophobes and retards, why not go ahead and confirm it? Why not make sure the stereotypes are 100% correct? Why even PRETEND that you're not as dumb and intolerant as the "libs" you despise make you out to be?
  • Silly fratboys should be obsessing over football and sluts, not world events. 
    College Republicans truly are weird.
  • elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

    1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
    2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
    3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
    4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
    5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
    6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
    7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
    8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
    9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
    10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
    11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


    Freeper Copypasta? Really?
  • stainedglassdoll: "Ironically, prior to Tuesday night, conservative bloggers had warned of plots by black youth to riot if Obama lost the election, a charge that police dismissed."

    Link

    :|


    I'll take projection for $1000 and the daily double, Alex.
  • Don't worry. The "dumb stupid racist white hick" demographic is rapidly shrinking. That's why Rmoney lost. He was counting on enough Inbred Jeds to carry him into the White House, and he overestimated.
  • elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

    1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
    2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
    3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
    4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
    5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
    6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
    7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
    8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
    9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
    10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
    11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


    Dude. You forgot to log onto SkinnyHead again.
  • elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

    1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
    2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
    3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
    4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
    5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
    6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
    7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
    8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
    9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
    10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
    11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


    The funny thing is that you think you're a victim, but in reality, you are far more of a burden to your country than any welfare recipient.
  • elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

    1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
    2) In the same vein, take / cash only market as you can.
    3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
    4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
    5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
    6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
    7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
    8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
    9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
    10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
    11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


    Bwahaaahaaa haaaa haaa.

    Fark can still surprise.
  • elchip: 10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.


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