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slayer199: The libertarian in me says they should be able to offer that option. Anyone that would fly on a plane without seatbelts would accept the risk, but they'd also be total idiots. Darwin in action. After all, it isn't like anyone has ever been saved by a seatbelt on a plane. So when it happens and Ryanair is sued, castigated by the press and public, and run out of business...it would be glorious./sarcasmYes, I'm a libertarian, but I think eliminating seatbelts is stupid. I think a better solution to removing seatbelts would be for Ryanair to actually innovate and find ways to save weight on a plane without sacrificing safety.
dletter: It has nothing to do with weight, they just want to pack more people into the planes. Stupid seats taking up valuable space.
slayer199: dletter: It has nothing to do with weight, they just want to pack more people into the planes. Stupid seats taking up valuable space.Which is why I added my 2nd post after re-reading TFA.
I_Am_Weasel: Those wishing to fly on holiday should instead be permitted to stand at the back on a plane, which he considers to be "just a b----- bus with wings".A what with wings?biatch?bastard?bar mitzvah?
doglover: The millitary does this, don't they?
Bathia_Mapes: Ryanair's CEO makes proposals like this frequently, even though he knows full well that none of them are remotely acceptable in terms of aviation safety. In fact, a lot of his suggestions are in jest and not to be taken seriously.
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