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MisterTweak: Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.
DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.
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