FARK.com: (7423300) 18-year-old from Georgia tweets she wants to move to Australia, "because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Except Australia has a Prime Minister who is a woman and an atheist and lives in sin with a man

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18-year-old from Georgia tweets she wants to move to Australia, "because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Except Australia has a Prime Minister who is a woman and an atheist and lives in sin with a man

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acanuck

2012-11-08 01:19:57 AM

Ja...I am Australian

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doglover

2012-11-08 01:38:29 AM

Just about what you'd expect from a Georgian highschooler.

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BSABSVR

2012-11-08 01:43:26 AM

Truthy!

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Bathia_Mapes

2012-11-08 01:48:54 AM

And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.

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BarkingUnicorn

2012-11-08 02:01:26 AM

This is the best part of TFA!

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wtfisthat

2012-11-08 02:01:28 AM

Copy cats, I was going to do if Romney got elected.

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m3000

2012-11-08 02:09:33 AM

BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

[resources2.news.com.au image 650x488]

I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.

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shower_in_my_socks

2012-11-08 02:12:21 AM

I encourage all Republicans to move to any other Western country so that they can finally learn what Socialism REALLY is.

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BarkingUnicorn

2012-11-08 02:22:04 AM

Well, Australia does have guns, of course. But you need a "genuine reason" to get one, and "self defence" isn't one of them.

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Cubansaltyballs

2012-11-08 02:25:37 AM

Australian women are awesome.

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Smashed Hat

2012-11-08 02:39:13 AM

I love how as Americans we think we're just welcome to move into any country we want. Manifest destiny!

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cretinbob

2012-11-08 02:47:56 AM

Guess who voted for Romney....

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steerforth

2012-11-08 03:03:18 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

Your balls are this salty.

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quatchi

2012-11-08 03:31:30 AM

Georgians say the darndest things!

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syrynxx

2012-11-08 03:50:00 AM

She sure is purdy.

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Eat More Possum

2012-11-08 03:53:24 AM

Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count

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m3000

2012-11-08 04:02:36 AM

Eat More Possum: Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count

But she's Republican, that totally counts as being the most awesome thing ever to the rest of the world. It's what they all strive for and wish they could achieve. Right?!?!

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Bathia_Mapes

2012-11-08 04:20:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.

Oops, nevermind. Misread her age as 16. :/

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Paris1127

2012-11-08 05:03:34 AM

steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB

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steerforth

2012-11-08 05:15:37 AM

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB

First Leigh Sales, then Julia, then the women of Austria. If he's still Opposition Leader at the next erection, FSM help him.

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ArtosRC

2012-11-08 05:24:53 AM

She looks crazy. Must be something in the water fountains.

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farkingismybusiness

2012-11-08 05:26:11 AM

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Critatak

2012-11-08 05:26:22 AM

This counts as news? A kid in Georgia is an idiot?

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F22raptom

2012-11-08 05:28:49 AM

an obvious troll and everyone that believes what she said is nothing but a fool.

I cant believe this made fark.

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steerforth

2012-11-08 05:28:51 AM

m3000: BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

[resources2.news.com.au image 650x488]

I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.

Mmmm, snakes.

We have legalised prostitution in most areas, if that's any comfort.

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