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StoPPeRmobile: Its a miracle that personal watercraft exist.
Walker: I like how he said "I didn't take any thing" and then he said "I took blankets" then he said "I took a black jacket too". Not putting him down. Just funny how he said he didn't take anything when he took things.
Zukipilot: COOL subby? A man decides to stay in his home that is barely above sea level, on man made canals, with a HUGE storm coming, and in his stupidity almost dies. Then he breaks into some.old.ladys home, graffiti wrecks her walls, steals her blankets and then decides to go for another swim.... ....DUMBASS maybe but not cool....
thebpem: This doesn't help the image of Mike's everywhere./Bunch of retards//Retarded name///You double your IQ by changing it to Michael.
FizixJunkee: Is it burglarize or burgle?