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ZAZ: The good news is, OSHA* now has a conversion from mushroom cloud flights to cancer rates, 1:3.5, and can use that to set acceptable workplace limits of H bomb flyovers.* Or the British equivalent, too lazy to look it up.
Diogenes: And no super powers.
MythDragon: Wasn't there some sort of X-project that trained monkies to fly on simulators, so they could test to see if human pilots could live long enough to finish their missions?