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Aarontology: LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTONI HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
Pocket Ninja: This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.
ytterbium: TACO TOWN/somebody had to
ecmoRandomNumbers: Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.