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  • America as a whole is afraid of breasts.

    Unless it's filled with silicone and covered with a swatch of fabric.
  • Que the baby having a baby doll.
  • As a parent of a little girl, I would find this toy a little disturbing were she to play with it.
    I realize that some day she will have sex, have kids and do that anyway, but its not a reality I have to work with for another decade or so.
    Until then, she is my little girl.
    I realize that breastfeeding its self is not sexual, but well...as a man, any time i hear breasts I have to look..I cant help it so the association is made in my head.
    My problem to an extent I admit.
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  • Turns out it only makes sucking sounds. What a rip off. I'm glad I RTA before I ordered one.
  • Try Florida, heard they have a whole community that would love those things...
  • DisregardTheFollowing: Turns out it only makes sucking sounds. What a rip off. I'm glad I RTA before I ordered one.


    Oh, I didn't RTA, nevermind then...
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    That is just wrong.
  • My first thought was "creepy". Then I realized I was wrong.

    Little girls play with dolls. It is part of their developing their gender identities as they are modeling mothering behavior. Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act and potentially a big part of motherhood.

    It is only when viewed their the dirty minds of adult that this would be anything other than a cute and adorable emulation of being a mom.
  • abfalter: My first thought was "creepy". Then I realized I was wrong.

    Little girls play with dolls. It is part of their developing their gender identities as they are modeling mothering behavior. Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act and potentially a big part of motherhood.

    It is only when viewed their the dirty minds of adult that this would be anything other than a cute and adorable emulation of being a mom.


    Hey you take your reasonable and thoughtful comment and GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! THIS IS FARK!

    / {;-D
  • abfalter: My first thought was "creepy". Then I realized I was wrong.

    Little girls play with dolls. It is part of their developing their gender identities as they are modeling mothering behavior. Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act and potentially a big part of motherhood.

    It is only when viewed their the dirty minds of adult that this would be anything other than a cute and adorable emulation of being a mom.


    Masturbation is also part of developing ones gender identity. You okay with a doll that performs that act as well? Let's not forget the menstruating Mindy doll. Batteries included. Tampons sold separately.
  • On one hand im like Meh dont care... on the other why he hell would little girls even need to have one of these?
  • I have to say that I think the paper is really milking this story; what kind of boob came up with this idea ?
  • I think I'm firmly entrenched in the "hell in a handbasket" bandwagon here.
  • Forget about the morality. I take issue with the toy's design. Why should girls have to strap on fake nipples? How many girls are really going to bother with that? Why isn't there simply a button on the back of the doll that activates the sucking sounds? (Not that sucking sounds should even be necessary.) Or make the doll's lips so that pressing them against something activates the sucking sounds?

    I suspect the toy company wanted to stir up controversy. A design that doesn't require fake nipples would have been more practical, but then they wouldn't have gotten all this free press.
  • DisregardTheFollowing: Turns out it only makes sucking sounds. What a rip off. I'm glad I RTA before I ordered one.


    This would still probably sell at a sex toy store.
  • farm machine: abfalter: My first thought was "creepy". Then I realized I was wrong.

    Little girls play with dolls. It is part of their developing their gender identities as they are modeling mothering behavior. Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act and potentially a big part of motherhood.

    It is only when viewed their the dirty minds of adult that this would be anything other than a cute and adorable emulation of being a mom.

    Masturbation is also part of developing ones gender identity. You okay with a doll that performs that act as well? Let's not forget the menstruating Mindy doll. Batteries included. Tampons sold separately.


    Not sure if stupid or trolling.

    Children play with dolls to emulate ordinary parent-child interactions. Do parents dress their children? Change their children's dipers? Breastfeed their children? Yes.

    Do parents masturbate with their children? Maybe yours did.
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    That kid has got some weird looking nipples.
  • farm machine: abfalter: My first thought was "creepy". Then I realized I was wrong.

    Little girls play with dolls. It is part of their developing their gender identities as they are modeling mothering behavior. Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act and potentially a big part of motherhood.

    It is only when viewed their the dirty minds of adult that this would be anything other than a cute and adorable emulation of being a mom.

    Masturbation is also part of developing ones gender identity. You okay with a doll that performs that act as well? Let's not forget the menstruating Mindy doll. Batteries included. Tampons sold separately.


    Masturbation is sexual and should be encouraged to be done in private. Breast feeding is not sexual. Your analogy-fu is weak.
  • Skraeling: On one hand im like Meh dont care... on the other why he hell would little girls even need to have one of these?


    Other posts on here mention why; little girls want to imitate adults.

    There was an article here in the Salt Lake Tribune about this. It will be a big hit here in the place where little girls want to do what their moms, aunts and in some cases; older sisters or grandmothers do. Good old Utah; where you can be older than your aunt or uncle.

    Coming soon: An Action Figure that commits Affinity Fraud for little boys in Utah.
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    That kid has got some weird looking nipples.


    Seriously.

    I mean, you have your garden variety salami-sized ones that are a turn-on for some, I suppose. And then you have these more literal garden, variety ones with a leafy growth around what appears to be the remains of a surgically removed starfish. To each his own, but damn, you'd think they would have tests for shiat like that.
  • It is no different than baby dolls that come with bottles, or the Baby Alive doll that you feed "food" to. If you think there's something creepy or sexual about it, the problem lies with you. The important word in breast-feeding isn't breast; it's FEEDING. That is all it is analogous to. Not masturbating. Not menstruating. Not going to the toilet. FEEDING.

    That said, I think this doll is idiotic. My daughters have all breastfed their dolls (except the lilttlest one; she is still in the "make Mommy nurse all the toys" stage), and not one of them has needed a stupid halter top to do it. It's called make believe, and copying what you see.
  • Can't wait for Baby Menarche.
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