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freewill: During the talk, T said he touched D's penis just for fun because he was wearing shorts. But D took it serious and said that T had to pay the local fine of a pig and an alcohol jar saying it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.Wait, what?T said he was not aware of the custom and insisted that D just wanted to make up the rule. After failing to explain the rule to T, D went back to his village and returned later with six strong men, threatening to beat him for breaking the rule.Is it just me, or does this whole thing sound like the opening to some kind of gay Asian porn?
darth_badger: At least it didn't happen in ... BANGCOCK!