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cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.
GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.
Englebert Slaptyback: Harvestlarity ensuesThat farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.
fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him./Farkers won't get, Farmers will...
Snowflake Tubbybottom: Talk about almost getting corn-holed.