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Dogberry: That's a man, baby!
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In your city, man has sex with statue. In my city, statue has sex with self:[upload.wikimedia.org image 450x600]
texdent: This isn't ancient Greece.
Sobrrr: AlwaysRightBoy: WTF!? Is that what happens when you let your daughter in law pick your grave marker?
cig-mkr: What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?Ask any married guy whose wife isn't into "it"
Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder what the statute of limitations is on a crime like that.
GungFu: [www.dumb.com image 440x333]"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"
LarryDan43: Robert Pattinson is in big trouble.
Majick Thise: Statuetory rape? Is that legitimate? Did that lion receive a gift from god? Or do lion bodies have the ability to shut that whole thing down?
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