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Dogberry: That's a man, baby!
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In your city, man has sex with statue. In my city, statue has sex with self:[upload.wikimedia.org image 450x600]
texdent: This isn't ancient Greece.
Sobrrr: AlwaysRightBoy: WTF!? Is that what happens when you let your daughter in law pick your grave marker?