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  • Damn, you mean so when the hot chick says she doesn't have enough money, and wants to pay a different way, she's arrested for prostitution? DAMN YOU OBAMA!
  • Skimp on the tip, go to jail.
  • Amos Quito: Skimp on the tip, go to jail.


    I wonder when the first instance of a bribe being passed off as an overly generous tip will happen.

    /probably already has happened multiple times.
  • This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs
  • For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.
  • Hey future robbers/killers!

    The cops will be delivering for Imo's Pizza. Do not try and rob them!

    Dumbass cops
  • So are people in St Louis really desperate enough to steal from pizza delivery guys or is Imo's Pizza just that good?
  • Back in the early 90's I delivered for Mr. Ghattis and there were certain parts of town we didn't deliver too, i.e. the poor black neighborhoods. There was supposedly good reason for this because of drivers getting mugged but , when I was there, it was just tradition. Nobody that worked there actually knew anyone who had been robbed it was just something they had heard used to happen "back in the day".

    Are pizza places still allowed to do that?
  • Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs


    What is this? I don't even...

    How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.

    This is why we need the death penalty. Purge this shiat from our gene pool!
  • What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.
  • Lsherm: For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.


    In the shiatty neighborhoods, the people who want to do right, work, and get themselves in a better place are killed off by the people so stupid they shiat in their own beds. And those scumballs then blame someone else for "keeping them down".

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  • DittoToo: Back in the early 90's I delivered for Mr. Ghattis and there were certain parts of town we didn't deliver too, i.e. the poor black neighborhoods. There was supposedly good reason for this because of drivers getting mugged but , when I was there, it was just tradition. Nobody that worked there actually knew anyone who had been robbed it was just something they had heard used to happen "back in the day".

    Are pizza places still allowed to do that?


    It was like that in L.A. as far back as 1981 when I was in college. There were neighborhoods the Domino's guys would come to a certain intersection, and beyond that, they wouldn't deliver. They don't HAVE to deliver at all if they don't want to.
  • jtown: Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs

    What is this? I don't even...

    How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.

    This is why we need the death penalty. Purge this shiat from our gene pool!


    We're looking at this all wrong. These killers sacrificed their immortal souls so that these two pizza men die and go to heaven to be with our Father. We should celebrate, it's all part of the plan!
  • Wonder how many dogs will pay the ultimate price for this.

    /Pizza guy
    //woof
    ///blam,blam,blam
  • monty666: What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.


    Master of prognostication.
  • Counter_Intelligent: monty666: What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.

    Master of prognostication.


    This is farking tard city, isn't it?
  • jtown: How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.


    Now, now... He was really interested in the prize gem: the '98 Corolla with 280,000 miles.
  • I know they are doing it because two drivers were killed but my guess is that subby isn't too far off of the mark and this will lead to more than a few drug busts based on my experience as a delivery driver while in college. I was regularly offered bong hits, rolled joints to take with me, drinks, and occasionally other random drugs as "tips" when delivering to wasted students and from non-students in the part of town where a bunch of the professors lived. One memorable night involved a guy inviting me in for a quick smoke until his wife turned the corner and started yelling at him because she recognized me from one of her classes. A good weekend night would mean about 100 deliveries from the restaurant (1 trip would be 4-10 stops) and on one of those nights I would probably be offered weed or harder drugs in one form or another from 5-10 of the stops minimum.
  • rugby-n-beers: I know they are doing it because two drivers were killed but my guess is that subby isn't too far off of the mark and this will lead to more than a few drug busts based on my experience as a delivery driver while in college. I was regularly offered bong hits, rolled joints to take with me, drinks, and occasionally other random drugs as "tips" when delivering to wasted students and from non-students in the part of town where a bunch of the professors lived. One memorable night involved a guy inviting me in for a quick smoke until his wife turned the corner and started yelling at him because she recognized me from one of her classes. A good weekend night would mean about 100 deliveries from the restaurant (1 trip would be 4-10 stops) and on one of those nights I would probably be offered weed or harder drugs in one form or another from 5-10 of the stops minimum.


    You shouldn't have delivered for Erotic and Illicit Pizza.
  • I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.
  • Dansker: I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.


    Fascinating...
  • monty666: Dansker: I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.

    Fascinating...


    I know, CSB, right?
  • Swanker than a copy of Swank.
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    Thats pretty funny
  • Swank. That's a funny word. Swank. Swank-swank-swank. Swaaank. swank.
  • Lsherm
    For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.


    You are right, but if some police depts would see this as an excuse to throw out some dogs sniffing around door frames to get some easy arrests, I will not be shocked.
  • Enemabag Jones: Lsherm
    For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.

    You are right, but if some police depts would see this as an excuse to throw out some dogs sniffing around door frames to get some easy arrests, I will not be shocked.


    How would they stop the dogs from eating the pizza?
  • Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs


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    Looks like a vacancy opened up there.
  • The whole state is a high crime area.

    / Seen COPS?
  • Day_Old_Dutchie: Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs



    Looks like a vacancy opened up there.


    I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
  • Ex-Texan: The whole state is a high crime area.

    / Seen COPS?


    I don't know about that... Kansas has got game, but they need some work before they can compete in the big leagues with Florida and Texas.
  • Pizza delivery, as a job, is a hive of scum and villiany. There is a lot of criminal activity on the part of the delivery people and the customers, both.
    I suppose this was only a matter of time.
  • monty666: What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.


    It's not like they're infiltrating the mob, dude.
  • Summoner101: So are people in St Louis really desperate enough to steal from pizza delivery guys or is Imo's Pizza just that good?


    Both...?
  • are we sure pizza is all these guys were delivering? no extra oregano or Parmesan?
  • When I delivered pizzas, the poor black neighborhoods were never a problem. White boys tripping balls? They were a problem.

    /purely anecdotal
  • "omg we're being robbed call the police" "no let's order a pizza its faster"
  • Backstory: Someone on the internets had sparked the idea of writing a poem, in the obvious style of an actual famous poet. The only thing is, it had to be about pizza. So, I jumped on the idea and wrote one of my own - in the style of The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe...
    How does this relate to the current thread? It's about pizza, and I'm pretty sure I was high when I wrote it.
    .................................


    Once upon some night while starving, I had to stop myself from carving
    the cushion that I sit upon, about ten feet from the door.

    My hunger so appalling, I was thinking that perhaps calling
    without stalling, delivery of some pizza to where I sit on chair and floor.

    "Tis time for food", I muttered
    and dialed up the pizza store

    Ah, clearly I remember that time of wanting fodder
    of the form that comes with cheese and dough, and delivered to my door

    Not long after, there came a tapping, kind of like a rapping
    on my house's outside door.

    I answered cash in hand, expecting what I ordered to be in store.
    But the event that was to unfold, is unusual I'm told
    the dude held six pizzas when I ordered only four.

    I could only barely stop myself from grabbing the bounty that he bore
    Presently my soul grew stronger, and hesitating no longer,
    I paid the man, took the food, and thanked him for his chore

    It was then I spun on foot away from outside, dude, and door
    and proceed to trip on my ottoman and went sprawling on the floor

    The boxes holding pizzas opened splayed and tore
    and the food that I had longed for, laid splashed across the floor

    My fire's last dying ember shown a light on what's remembered
    as the mess I must endure
    and there it will remain forevermore
  • This is funny because being a pizza delivery driver is statistically way more dangerous than being a cop.
  • I had no idea that delivering pizza was so dangerous. Google indicates they are a favorite target.


    Two teens were arrested Friday after a Domino's Pizza delivery woman was found bludgeoned to death with multiple stab wounds in the doorway of a Georgia home, the Cedartown Standard reports.

    Cadedra Cook, 18, was apprehended a day after the incident, after allegedly fleeing on foot with a 15-year-old boy, whose name was not released. Both are charged with murder.
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  • This is what happens when you coddle the Free shiat Army.

    They get bolder and actually go on the attack.

    Expected step in the escalation is news now?
  • two stupid white boys in my town called in a multiple pie delivery order when a pizzeria was nearly closed. had it delivered to an abandoned house. dooshbags killed the pizza guys just to see what it's like to kill someone. they are now the lead story on one of those 'teens who kill' true crime shows as they live out their lives in a hell hole Jersey prison.
  • Back years and years ago, delivery orders would go missing, once an address was looked up and determined to be in an area not conducive to health or good tips. It was easier for the manager to comp a free pick-up pizza than get any driver to go to a bad area. But, I wouldn't really know anything about that, because I never, ever worked for anybody that would be more concerned about having to train new personnel and really hated filing out police reports about robbed employees and paying people while they were testifying in robbery cases.


    Now, there's usually a disclaimer of "limited delivery area" on menus and ads that gives store managers an out.
  • They also go undercover as cable repairmen.

    I heard this from a reliable source.
  • Summoner101: So are people in St Louis really desperate enough to steal from pizza delivery guys or is Imo's Pizza just that good?


    Imos is garbage.
  • They dd that here a few years ago. Too many pizza guys getting robbed/mugged/shot, so they put in a cop.

    He got killed.
  • Lsherm: For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.


    I got mugged twice back in the day. They only wanted the pizza, didn't even ask for money.

    Times change
  • What makes worse is the big three pizza places will not allow their drivers with CCW permits carry while on the job. The individual store managers might overlook it, but if the district manager finds out your ass is fired.

    Yes it happened it me.
  • Summoner101: So are people in St Louis really desperate enough to steal from pizza delivery guys or is Imo's Pizza just that good?


    The pizza is good, but there are some seriously sketchy parts of STL, where people get killed for less than this.
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