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  • Damn, you mean so when the hot chick says she doesn't have enough money, and wants to pay a different way, she's arrested for prostitution? DAMN YOU OBAMA!
  • Skimp on the tip, go to jail.
  • Amos Quito: Skimp on the tip, go to jail.


    I wonder when the first instance of a bribe being passed off as an overly generous tip will happen.

    /probably already has happened multiple times.
  • This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs
  • For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.
  • Hey future robbers/killers!

    The cops will be delivering for Imo's Pizza. Do not try and rob them!

    Dumbass cops
  • So are people in St Louis really desperate enough to steal from pizza delivery guys or is Imo's Pizza just that good?
  • Back in the early 90's I delivered for Mr. Ghattis and there were certain parts of town we didn't deliver too, i.e. the poor black neighborhoods. There was supposedly good reason for this because of drivers getting mugged but , when I was there, it was just tradition. Nobody that worked there actually knew anyone who had been robbed it was just something they had heard used to happen "back in the day".

    Are pizza places still allowed to do that?
  • Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs


    What is this? I don't even...

    How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.

    This is why we need the death penalty. Purge this shiat from our gene pool!
  • What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.
  • Lsherm: For fark's sake, people, two delivery drivers were farking killed. It's a shiat enough job without having to worry about being killed while you're doing it.


    In the shiatty neighborhoods, the people who want to do right, work, and get themselves in a better place are killed off by the people so stupid they shiat in their own beds. And those scumballs then blame someone else for "keeping them down".

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  • DittoToo: Back in the early 90's I delivered for Mr. Ghattis and there were certain parts of town we didn't deliver too, i.e. the poor black neighborhoods. There was supposedly good reason for this because of drivers getting mugged but , when I was there, it was just tradition. Nobody that worked there actually knew anyone who had been robbed it was just something they had heard used to happen "back in the day".

    Are pizza places still allowed to do that?


    It was like that in L.A. as far back as 1981 when I was in college. There were neighborhoods the Domino's guys would come to a certain intersection, and beyond that, they wouldn't deliver. They don't HAVE to deliver at all if they don't want to.
  • jtown: Staffist: This is why. Another served community is on its way to becoming underserved its delicious pie because of the actions of a few shiatfarks.

    Good riddance, too. You don't deserve the delicious, delicious pizza that many people enjoy from Imo's. fark you thugs

    What is this? I don't even...

    How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.

    This is why we need the death penalty. Purge this shiat from our gene pool!


    We're looking at this all wrong. These killers sacrificed their immortal souls so that these two pizza men die and go to heaven to be with our Father. We should celebrate, it's all part of the plan!
  • Wonder how many dogs will pay the ultimate price for this.

    /Pizza guy
    //woof
    ///blam,blam,blam
  • monty666: What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.


    Master of prognostication.
  • Counter_Intelligent: monty666: What a splendid and wise use of community policing resources. Someone will be getting shot in the next house over, and the pizza cop, afraid to blow his cover, won't be able to do anything for fear of blowing his cover.

    Master of prognostication.


    This is farking tard city, isn't it?
  • jtown: How much is he going to get from a pizza delivery guy? $50 and a couple pizzas? What's that going to get him? A few more days on the earth then he has to kill another pizza guy for a few more days? Of course, he can't just take the pizzas because he might get arrested for theft so it's clear he has to kill the guy.


    Now, now... He was really interested in the prize gem: the '98 Corolla with 280,000 miles.
  • I know they are doing it because two drivers were killed but my guess is that subby isn't too far off of the mark and this will lead to more than a few drug busts based on my experience as a delivery driver while in college. I was regularly offered bong hits, rolled joints to take with me, drinks, and occasionally other random drugs as "tips" when delivering to wasted students and from non-students in the part of town where a bunch of the professors lived. One memorable night involved a guy inviting me in for a quick smoke until his wife turned the corner and started yelling at him because she recognized me from one of her classes. A good weekend night would mean about 100 deliveries from the restaurant (1 trip would be 4-10 stops) and on one of those nights I would probably be offered weed or harder drugs in one form or another from 5-10 of the stops minimum.
  • rugby-n-beers: I know they are doing it because two drivers were killed but my guess is that subby isn't too far off of the mark and this will lead to more than a few drug busts based on my experience as a delivery driver while in college. I was regularly offered bong hits, rolled joints to take with me, drinks, and occasionally other random drugs as "tips" when delivering to wasted students and from non-students in the part of town where a bunch of the professors lived. One memorable night involved a guy inviting me in for a quick smoke until his wife turned the corner and started yelling at him because she recognized me from one of her classes. A good weekend night would mean about 100 deliveries from the restaurant (1 trip would be 4-10 stops) and on one of those nights I would probably be offered weed or harder drugs in one form or another from 5-10 of the stops minimum.


    You shouldn't have delivered for Erotic and Illicit Pizza.
  • I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.
  • Dansker: I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.


    Fascinating...
  • monty666: Dansker: I used to patronize a pot delivery service that was disguised as a pizza place, and then it turned out that their phones were being tapped by the cops, so I'm really getting a kick etc.

    Fascinating...


    I know, CSB, right?
  • Swanker than a copy of Swank.
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    Thats pretty funny
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