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  • Dad doesn't seem upset that the principal fingered his daughter.
  • "All men watch porn."

    "Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
  • Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
  • With a dad that f*cking stupid, she's doomed.
  • Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.
  • Who hasn't heard of pornography? I grew up in a very conservative Catholic house, but I knew what Playboy and the like were. Once I was rummaging around in my parents' closet and found my dad's stash of Penthouse magazines.

    You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.
  • Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.
  • "Hey, don't look over there!!!!"
  • Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.


    I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

    But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.
  • By the way, according to the facebook comments on the article by students from the school, this girl doesn't exactly have the most sterling of reputations.

    /not surprised if true
  • "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

    wtf?
  • As someone with a teenage pirate fetish, I'm not getting a kick...

    Huh, that's odd. Mysterious black van just pulled in the driveway.
  • WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

    "Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."


    FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

    15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

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    An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

    biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.
  • Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
    "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

    Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

    Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

    Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
  • "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

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  • This dad is pretty retarded if he thinks his 15 year old daughter didn't really know what porn was. And that costume for a 15 year old in school? Yeah, I'm not a Puritan, so I don't really care if she wears it...but it's not exactly a prudish costume. It sends a message.
  • This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

    It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

    You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.
  • doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

    It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

    You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


    As someone raised in Catholic schools (with uniforms), I completely agree. I hated it at the time and can never wear knit shirts and corduroys again but it was one less distraction during school.
  • So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

    Good plan Dad.
  • So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.
  • basemetal: Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.


    Maybe the dad picked the costume out for her?
  • log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

    wtf?


    I'm baffled by this! Short skirt? Ok. Off the shoulder top that also pushes up your breasts? Ok. Outfit with the term "sexy" in the description? Ok. Bows?

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    You tramp!

    /hot like hairbows
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