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Hal5423: Ever notice how a word loses meaning if you say it enough times?
thisispete: So if a guy named Porch died on a.porch, perhaps I should change my surname to Pornstar-Cavity.
An amiable letter carrier named CliffJust happened upon a nattily dressed stiffToo oblivious to see the sheen,Was not the mark of Halloween....Finding out later made it hard to light his spliff.
Notabunny: fta Dale Porch, 46, collapsed and died November 2 on his porch
Hal5423: Porch porch.
HaywoodJablonski: thisispete: So if a guy named Porch died on a.porch, perhaps I should change my surname to Pornstar-Cavity.I'm going with USC-Cheerleader-Lockerroom
TippySheraton: Noticing potential dead residents must be part of mail carrier training. It seems to happen quite often.Anyone know if this is so?
SearchN: What I am curious about is why didn't any of his neighbors notice?