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Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?
Dead for Tax Reasons: It has trouble catching anything since it can be heard a mile away repeating "I'm ready, I'm ready"
theunblinkingeye: Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?I was thinking they'd be less dangerous now that we're aware of them.
AbiNormal: My guess is that Lilo went for a swim in the ocean and something fell off and mutated.
clownyclownzomby: I see my ex-wife has resurfaced.
Riche: I was surprised at the number of scary Spongebob hits on a GIS search.
LordOfThePings: Hey, baby. Wanna play spermatophore catch?
NarrMaster: The Giant Sponge is enraged!The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!The Diver has been struck down.