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RoyBatty: Yeah, I'm the guy that wants to accuse the Director of the CIA of sleeping with my wife in person.Nah, I think writing about it obliquely in the Times is absolutely the best way to send a message to the head of CIA.That way when you disappear there is some evidence along with plausible deniability of who ordered the rendering.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: It's only the CIA. If it were the head of the NSA, then I'd be worried.
basemetal: Well, what ever you do, don't get all passive aggressive about it.
orclover: This is really just sad that marriage has fallen so low in this country that this is considered the result of burned love. All lawyers and media bickering, no passion at all in marriage for people.My wife and I love each other, love is not subtle or gentle, its jealous and cruel. If she cheated on me I would bide my time, find them in bed unsuspecting and make them both die a screaming death with gasoline and a axe. Thats love, true love. Pain and vindictiveness with screaming torture is nowhere to be found, thats the problem today. People just dont love and have passion like they used to.Its heartbreaking, I weep for this species that has lost its depth of love.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You take it to TotalFark Discussion, THAT'S what you do.
cookiefleck: "Which tfette should totes do it with General Petraeus? Show your work."