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Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.
ManateeGag: that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.
Ambivalence: I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.
NutWrench: Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.
Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?
Therion: Only one in three?
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.
Pumpernickel bread: Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't
cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.
Rapmaster2000: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.Quiet! You'll ruin my game.
ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.
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