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Nofun: Yeah, I'm SURE the jury will be sympathetic to your cause.
AbbeySomeone: Was the girl fat and clumsy, and wearing improper footwear?These things matter.
A Shambling Mound: When I visit a haunted house I expect to see lots of reflective tape to make grade changes in flooring easy to see, good lighting, appropriately placed handrails and signage warning of any possible hazards along the route. Some carefully stationed ushers can be quite helpful to the very old, very young and infirm as well. Also, clearly marked exits.
sforce: This makes it make a LITTLE more sense ... "Model"(Pretty sure a youtube link doesn't break Fark rules ... guess I'll find out)
WhippingBoy: Why don't you just go the the local Wal-Mart instead of a haunted house
Prank Call of Cthulhu: If she actually were an able-bodied person, she wouldn't have been such a clumsy dumbfark who can't master the art of walking down a hallway.
Bender The Offender: That girl was never going to make money as a model unless it was the type of "modeling" one finds in a backpage classified.
ladyfortuna: Not true; I'm (basically) able bodied but occasionally trip going UP stairs or the like. Brain signals don't always get to the feet correctly; probably too many knocks on the noggin'.
alienated: Nofun: Yeah, I'm SURE the jury will be sympathetic to your cause.well, juries are stupid in general, sadly.
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