FARK.com: (7428723) Local paper publishes list of write-in votes. Come for the "Publix sandwich", stay for the "bag of rocks"

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Local paper publishes list of write-in votes. Come for the "Publix sandwich", stay for the "bag of rocks"

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Sim Tree

2012-11-11 03:07:47 PM

All I got was a bag of rocks.

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brigid_fitch

2012-11-11 03:14:11 PM

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SevenizGud

2012-11-11 03:23:29 PM

That shiat doesn't fly in Oklahoma. We report a grand total of the top two vote-getters and the rest can hang. Like God intended.

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kxs401

2012-11-11 03:23:34 PM

I just scrawled a crudely-drawn penis on my ballot.

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GoldDude

2012-11-11 03:26:46 PM

Easy Entry in Politics:

1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".
2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.
3. Welcome to your new job!

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meteorite

2012-11-11 03:27:11 PM

I voted for Master Chief.

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Painter Lady

2012-11-11 03:29:36 PM

"Burning Bag of Dog shiat" was also one of the write-ins. Oddly, Beer wasn't.

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Hagbardr

2012-11-11 03:31:23 PM

Slab Bulkhead

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Kumana Wanalaia

2012-11-11 03:32:06 PM

kxs401: I just scrawled a crudely-drawn penis on my ballot.

before they took away the curtains, you could trace it

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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!

2012-11-11 03:33:38 PM

List fails without Wee......well, this is fark, you know who.

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js34603

2012-11-11 03:36:28 PM

Surely I am not the only one who wrote their own name in for something.

/I'm assuming I am not the new Waste Management Coordinator for my county since my wife voted for the other guy

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Matrix Flavored Wasabi

2012-11-11 03:37:29 PM

To be fair, Publix sandwiches are awesome

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jimmyego

2012-11-11 03:37:45 PM

To be fair, Publix makes fantastic wraps and sandwiches, however I am unsure about sandwich foreign policy, and thus wrote Queen Elizabeth II as usual.

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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2012-11-11 03:43:24 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: To be fair, Publix sandwiches are awesome

Chicken tender sub ftw

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Galt42

2012-11-11 03:48:03 PM

So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-11-11 03:48:42 PM

From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.

Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?

Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead

My write-in vote was for BOB JOHNSON!

/no, wait...

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StoPPeRmobile

2012-11-11 03:51:22 PM

GoldDude: Easy Entry in Politics:

1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".
2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.
3. Welcome to your new job!

You should talk to Richard Pryor about that.

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Now I Is!

2012-11-11 03:52:13 PM

Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead

Big McLargehuge

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LograyX

2012-11-11 03:53:49 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.

Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?

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sporkme

2012-11-11 03:57:51 PM

Bob Loblaw

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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

2012-11-11 03:58:52 PM

Galt42: So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.

I don't think "secret ballot" ever referred to the people for whom the votes were cast. Otherwise, the results of every election would be "none of your goddamned business."

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davidphogan

2012-11-11 03:59:32 PM

I wrote in a deceased friend against an unopposed judge, just cause he used to like getting write-in votes for any old office. I didn't think of being creative.

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-11-11 04:00:58 PM

LograyX: rlv.zcache.com

Hah!

Now I Is!: Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead

Big McLargehuge

Who would, in turn, appoint Buff Drinklots as the head of the ATF.

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