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kxs401: I just scrawled a crudely-drawn penis on my ballot.
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: To be fair, Publix sandwiches are awesome
Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead
GoldDude: Easy Entry in Politics:1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.3. Welcome to your new job!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?
Galt42: So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.
Now I Is!: Hagbardr: Slab BulkheadBig McLargehuge
sporkme: Bob Loblaw