1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above". 2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot. 3. Welcome to your new job!
To be fair, Publix makes fantastic wraps and sandwiches, however I am unsure about sandwich foreign policy, and thus wrote Queen Elizabeth II as usual.
From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.
1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above". 2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot. 3. Welcome to your new job!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.
Galt42:So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.
I don't think "secret ballot" ever referred to the people for whom the votes were cast. Otherwise, the results of every election would be "none of your goddamned business."
I wrote in a deceased friend against an unopposed judge, just cause he used to like getting write-in votes for any old office. I didn't think of being creative.
All I got was a bag of rocks.
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1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".
2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.
3. Welcome to your new job!
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kxs401: I just scrawled a crudely-drawn penis on my ballot.
before they took away the curtains, you could trace it
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/I'm assuming I am not the new Waste Management Coordinator for my county since my wife voted for the other guy
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Matrix Flavored Wasabi: To be fair, Publix sandwiches are awesome
Chicken tender sub ftw
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Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?
Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead
My write-in vote was for BOB JOHNSON!
/no, wait...
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GoldDude: Easy Entry in Politics:
1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".
2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.
3. Welcome to your new job!
You should talk to Richard Pryor about that.
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Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead
Big McLargehuge
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.
Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?
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Galt42: So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.
I don't think "secret ballot" ever referred to the people for whom the votes were cast. Otherwise, the results of every election would be "none of your goddamned business."
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Hah!
Now I Is!: Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead
Big McLargehuge
Who would, in turn, appoint Buff Drinklots as the head of the ATF.
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sporkme: Bob Loblaw
Do you follow his law blog?
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