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This is why I like fire/ems as opposed to sitting behind a desk. Much more interesting.
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tardzombie strength?close
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/still waiting for the money.
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I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?
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Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.
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What? Being an asshole? yes.
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traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.
I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?
Maybe he faked the cardiac arrest to avoid police arrest?
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Home of the flame-broiled Dodge Dart.
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cretinbob: Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.
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What? Being an asshole? yes.
It happens:
Terror police 'shot' man in coma
"A man who had gone into a diabetic coma on a bus in Leeds was shot twice with a Taser gun by police who feared he may have been a security threat."
Terror Police indeed.
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Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.
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traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.
I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?
The heart attack may have been brought on by the crash, rather than precipitating the crash.
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dear god i get a heart attack just looking at this
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Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.
Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.
"It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."
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Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.
Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.
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This happenes 500 times an hour in certain cities.....
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Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.
Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.
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MrHappyRotter: Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.
Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.
Wouldn't you have plowed down more than just a couple if you'd hit a BK?
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Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.
Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.
And defibrillators don't restart hearts, they shock them back into a proper rhythmn when they are fibrillating.
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Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.
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Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.
Oh thanks NOW you tell me, I just got done eating a cheesesteak and fries.
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