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BronyMedic: You do know that historical patent documents like this are worth millions in the hands of international art collectors and aviation historians,right submitter?Or do you actually think that all the FBI does is chase down "terrorists", arrest people for downloading zero days on Bit Torrent, and investigate the extramarital affairs of the CIA director?
AverageAmericanGuy: All the FBI does is chase down terrorists, arrest people for downloading on Bittorrent, and investigate government officials.I'm sure they have time to do this, subby.
sidcart42: It's so strange how anytime anyone is concerned with anything not related to cancer or poverty or starvation, everyone else has to stop what they're doing.Can Fark develop some kind of meme to shame submitters into an appreciation for how complex the world is? I like to think of them attempting a puzzle, and stopping at the first piece they pick up, infuriated that it doesn't show what's on the box.
heypete: The FBI is a pretty large organization and employs thousands of people. They're quite capable of investigating more than one crime at a time.
LordOfThePings: Mitchell Yockelson, an investigative archivist for the National Archives Recovery TeamYeah, he's with the FBI.
WorkingInParadise: Patent theft? Wanted for questioning:
Sybarite: That's an interesting list of missing stuff.