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DrunkenBob: Is Elmo hard gay or soft gay? I want my Elmo pornography to be accurate.
Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: Now that I have kids that like Elmo, it's really hard to make jokes about this.
factoryconnection: Hell hath no fury like a woman furry scorned.However: 45-year-old men that chase 18-year-old women are creepy losers, too.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: You tell 'em, girlfriend.