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  • na-ha-ha-ha....
    ....pipes...
    yesss...atz funny

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  • So the lesson is, if you need metal pipe never buy any from Jason D. Pressel, 32, of the 200 block of South Baltimore Street in Dillsburg .
  • For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt
  • I used to live in Dillsburg, so I am, indeed, getting a kick...

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  • Uh, dude? When you go to steal scrap metal, you can't be so baked you forget what you're doing halfway through.

    An investigation determined that Pressel had stolen a metal pipe from the construction site and various pieces of metal from large trash bins in the area

    That has to be one of the most low-key thefts I've heard of lately. Either that, or he's just some kind of artist, looking for metal bits for a project.
  • palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt


    Me too.
  • Driving a red Ford Tempo didn't help him much. It's not like there's a lot of those left on the road.
  • I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

    /CSB?
  • "Pipes? Pipes, you ask? Well, we gots pipes of all kinds, precious, precious pipes..."
  • BigBooper: I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

    /CSB?


    \CSB: Yo, takers, just ask politely, please. Thank you.
  • There are makers and there are takers, you must give this taker credit for doing some work at helping himself.
  • smitty04: There are makers and there are takers, you must give this taker credit for doing some work at helping himself.


    Um,

    I dispute your labels, sir. "Makers and takers?", sir? According to what metrics?

    Please define your terms.

    What is a "maker"?

    What is a "taker"?

    I expect scholarly citation, sir.
  • dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt

    Me too.


    Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


    /I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
    //nttawwt
    ///he's probably just a nice guy
  • arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt

    Me too.

    Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


    /I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
    //nttawwt
    ///he's probably just a nice guy


    \What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

    \\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

    \\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.
  • Indubitably: arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt

    Me too.

    Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


    /I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
    //nttawwt
    ///he's probably just a nice guy

    \What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

    \\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

    \\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.



    Umm, dude...it's a joke. Chill out and relax why don't you?

    /speaking of brothers, mine is gay and I'm okay with that
  • BigBooper: I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

    /CSB?


    I've had people steal a beer can I was using as an ashtray off my front porch, and had my car broken into to steal a Bic lighter. No theft surprises me anymore.
  • Stealing steel relegates him to the lowest echelon of metal thieves.
  • arashinogarou: Indubitably: arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

    /nttawwt

    Me too.

    Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


    /I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
    //nttawwt
    ///he's probably just a nice guy

    \What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

    \\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

    \\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.


    Umm, dude...it's a joke. Chill out and relax why don't you?

    /speaking of brothers, mine is gay and I'm okay with that


    \i don't understand your jokes. i was just thawed from some ice, man. I am *dun-dun-dun* Mr. Neanderthal.

    \\coo.
  • A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.
  • Every red Ford Tempo I ever saw, the paint was oxidized.
  • I grew up about ten minutes from Dillsburg and, I can honestly say, this does not surprise me.
  • nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.


    If it's the same guy's face ever more than thrice, reach out to him.

    Make someone's world, yo.

    You can do it.

    I know you can.
  • nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.


    We must be neighbors.
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