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MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable/on a number of levels
GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.
rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down
rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down. This whole thing is a soap opera.
propasaurus: [static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300][4.bp.blogspot.com image 375x563]mmm
shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?
Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for a pentagon.