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twiztedjustin: Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]Correct decade, wrong Burt Reynolds movie[i.imgur.com image 300x353]
dinwv: Because, you know, fighting real crime could be dangerous. And oh yeah- there's no money in it.
Hebalo: Subby, I think the word you were looking for was "summonserated".
angry_scientist: Yeah if you're driving recklessly enough to make other driving folks call the law on you, ya might as well head directly to the library since several books will be dropped or thrown at you.
adillman: angry_scientist: Yeah if you're driving recklessly enough to make other driving folks call the law on you, ya might as well head directly to the library since several books will be dropped or thrown at you.Yeaaah driving like an idiot in a placeWhere people will call the cops is just tarded stick to unpopulated roads at nightrace tracks
czei: How stupid arrogant do you have to be to think you could pull this type of stunt and not get arrested?
DaAlien: adillman: angry_scientist: Yeah if you're driving recklessly enough to make other driving folks call the law on you, ya might as well head directly to the library since several books will be dropped or thrown at you.Yeaaah driving like an idiot in a placeWhere people will call the cops is just tarded stick to unpopulated roads at nightrace tracksFTFY!High speed driving on public roads is moronic - no matter what time of day. There's always gonna be someone else on them, plus if you're gonna go agricultural at 80MPH, wouldn't you rather be some place with a run-off area instead of trees, ditches or the other fun stuff that lines roads?/Open track day: $100//Knowing you can't get pulled over for speeding: priceless
runescorpio: Also this summons thing sounds like shiat. Enjoy your police state society guys since that means none were actually spotted by police.
jfivealive: This happened to me Sunday here in New York when it was so nice out, except it was bicycles. They were definitely going over the speed limit of 30 on the town road, crossing double yellows, cutting people off, and just impeding traffic. Not to mention the glare off the spandex and glittery reflectors. Very dangerous. Wish they would get their schwinns impounded and receive summons for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace.
abhorrent1: Stupid farking ricers. Where's Wolfgang to unpimp their auto?/DNRTFA
DeathByGeekSquad: My one issue with track days (and not one that would prevent me from going) are the idiots who go to every track day, and get fussy with passing. It's not enjoyable getting to a sequence of the track where the souped up car behind you can stop riding your ass when they're drafting. It's not NASCAR people.
Clemkadidlefark: [ddcache1.net image 750x500]Nissans Should Rent Mazda's Private Track
xxmedium: Ok boys and girls. Finally a Fark post that's right in my wheelhouse. Sortof.262 is a recently completed bypass that goes around the wonderful little burg of Staunton, Augusta County, Virginia (my hometown and recently voted top 10 "best small towns in America" by Smithsonian). Great place to raise a family or retire because... nothing exciting happens there. It also has one of the highest number of police officers per capita I've ever seen. So all of the Buford T. Justice references may not be that far off the mark. But the Shenandoah Valley scenery is gorgeous and we put up with them because occasionally, they do have to take the bullet out of the front pocket of their shirts.250 runs from Staunton to Churchville and from there to Highland County, Virginia. To give you some idea of Highland County - it's known as "Little Switzerland". Now I know car clubs would take that drive assuming they would emulate Top Gear jaunting across the Alps in an exotic with some non-specific Euromusic playing mildly in the background, but I'm here to tell you - unless you want a nice flaming pile of wreckage decorating the base of a mountain...DO NOTSPEEDON THATROADIf you want to make yourself and your nice automobile a greasy stain on the asphalt on some closed course racetrack somewhere, knock yourself out. It's a free country. But if you start testing the handling on your car on 262 when a Subaru of a Highland Mom with her three kids making her monthly WalMart run into town starts coming around the bend from the opposite direction, you are being a gigantic azzhat.
xxmedium: There is a law on the books in the Commonwealth that if you get caught doing triple digits, you go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars
NameDot: used to ride sport bikes in this area, the cops shut us down by showing up to meet ups with one trooper driving and one shooting video, first plates and then around again for faces
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