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  • Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

    Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier
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  • cman: Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

    Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier


    I figured it'd be a white woman, not a black male. But whatever floats his boat, as the military is now cool with doors that swing that way too.
  • Based on the pictures, I think rack might be more appropriate.
  • These married wealthy white women are awfully promiscuous.

  • cman


    Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat.


    Negative. Article 134 of the UCMJ is very clear on the subject.
  • I miss the good old days when it took a Rolling Stone interview to fell a 4-star general.
  • This is starting to become a convenient purge.
  • Who's gonna start the bidding?
  • Man, the right-wing blogs are going crazy with conspiracy theories over this. My brain locked up due to over-exposure to derp before I could get that far into it, but apparently Obama is trying to cover up something to do with Benghazi by.. framing his generals for adultery, I guess? It probably makes sense if you've been crying your eyes out for a week and want any excuse to scream "I TOLD THOSE LIBS HE WAS A MUSLIM!!!" on forums.
  • People enjoy sex, and will pursue it.

    We, fully knowing this, still gasp in horror / get poutraged / fingerwag at this behavior. More at 11.
  • Is this woman Satan or something???
  • Interestingly, one of the justifications for not letting gays in the military was that they would readily give up secrets for a hot piece of ass. Must have been projection.
  • good to know that every member of government is a shiathead
  • Don't worry, subby. The military doesn't exist to protect the country (lucky for us, there hasn't been a challenge to our national sovereignty since the War of 1812). The military, these days, exists only to defend the empire, so, in reality, the worse they do their job the better off you are (that empire belongs to somebody else and YOU are the one who pays for it... the quicker it dies, the better).
  • Englebert Slaptyback: cman

    Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat.


    Negative. Article 134 of the UCMJ is very clear on the subject.


    No Cman has the right of this one NORMALLY noone gives a shiat. But when you dun stuck your dick in the crazy........well that's what the reg is there for. It is not usually a problem but when it is it's actually got some pretty harsh punishment to go along with it.

    Current body count on this one is 8. Does anyone know if General Allen is married? because that would be 9 people who are going to be negatively impacted because Broadwell had to be queen biatch on campus.
  • And she wasn't even all that hot.
  • kab: People enjoy sex, and will pursue it.

    We, fully knowing this, still gasp in horror / get poutraged / fingerwag at this behavior. More at 11.


    It is not the sex itself that is the problem: it is the fact that a private affair opens the soldier in question to blackmail, and even if you decriminalized adultery in the military, the fact that the adulterer(s) in question would want to keep the act secret from their spouse(s) remains.
  • How many people are going to fall on their swords to cover up Benghazi and save 0bama? Wake up sheeple!
  • Don't forget the FBI agent that was sending her shirtless pics after Allen brought him the emails
  • Man, the comments on that site. Just mindblowing.

    Apparently it's Obama's fault that the adultery happened because, coming from Chicago, he has poor morals? I don't exactly understand, maybe one of our Fark Independents can graciously explain it for me.
  • yousaywut: No Cman has the right of this one NORMALLY noone gives a shiat. But when you dun stuck your dick in the crazy........well that's what the reg is there for.


    Have none of you people ever hear of a security clearance? The whole point of one is that they know you can't be blackmailed, if you're having an affair you can be blackmailed. Not too mention what exactly did the highest person in the CIA spill to this woman? Plus if you're in that high of a position you should f*cking know better, so his judgment is sh*t.
  • How the hell does this tripe qualify as 'news'?
  • This is exactly why god invented disposable hookers.
  • According to a senior U.S. defense official, the FBI has uncovered between 20,000 and 30,000 documents - most of them e-mails - of "potentially inappropriate" communication between Allen and Jill Kelley, the 37-year-old Tampa woman whose report of harrassment by a person who turned out to be Petraeus's mistress ultimately led to Petraeus's downfall.

    How the fark did they get any work done?
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