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  • Perhaps their fundamental design flaws were completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.
  • A holocaust joke at 10 in the morning?

    Bravo, Fark. I applaud your dedication to dark comedy.
  • That reminds me.... I wonder if I left the oven on......
  • That movie took place in Japan? Guess it was before the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
  • They suspect the brakes, but the elevator was ascending? Were counterweights pulling it up, or what?

    /Knows how hydraulic elevators work, assumes this one isn't.
  • whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.


    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures
  • xanadian: That reminds me.... I wonder if I left the oven on......

    Does it run on gas?
  • Put on your red dress, baby
  • iheartscotch: whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.

    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures


    even faster if it were indexed.
  • Processing...
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    *smirk*
  • iheartscotch: whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.

    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures


    Mmm...you gotta be careful with that. First, you have disorder, then you have a list, then an array...before you know it, you have a matrix and a blue pill habit.
  • Ah, Schindler's Lift.

    That joke was funny when I first heard it 20 years ago.

    /Fark: 1990s humor, today
  • I work in construction and the first time I called Schindler I asked for a list. I imagine thats 50% of their calls.
  • BronyMedic: A holocaust joke at 10 in the morning?

    Bravo, Fark. I applaud your dedication to dark comedy.


    It was after lunch time here, so I was at my highest holocaust-joke-appreciating potential.
  • [schindler's bisque.jpg]

    I can't find now, but I saw a good shoop on Something Awful several years ago that would be great for this thread.
  • Congratulations on the purchase of your new Schindler Elevator. We hope that you will find every need met with our state of the art vertical transportation system.

    Our many very intelligent scientists have designed your elevator to include over 20 safety features that our competitors cannot imagine. Your safety is paramount in a Schindler Elevator. There are over 10 different patented safety braking systems on each unit. These systems were tested repeatedly and with many different test subjects.

    Beyond the design, we also care about quality. Only the highest manufacturing standards were used to produce your elevator. Our technicians worked 18 - 20 hours a day to ensure your elevator is constructed to exacting standards. Our System Supervisors (SS) ensure that not shortcuts were taken in the manufacture of your elevator.

    Finally, please examine the fine detail on your new elevator. As if it were polished by the hands of numerous ten years old children, the interior is brought up to a highly shined and meticulously clean interior.

    Everyone here at Schindler Elevator hope that you will enjoy your new elevator. Your happiness is paramount to all the happy workers here. They have a saying "If you're not happy, we won't eat." So they hope you are really, really happy.
  • whistleridge: iheartscotch: whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.

    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures

    Mmm...you gotta be careful with that. First, you have disorder, then you have a list, then an array...before you know it, you have a matrix and a blue pill habit.


    You have a point. Besides, Shindler's Array doesn't sound as moving. Perhaps, Shindler's Binary Tree would be better.
  • Frankly, after all those years hiding in that attic, I doubt Miss Keller would see the humor in this headline...
  • Schindler's...map?

    That doesn't sound quite right
  • iheartscotch: whistleridge: iheartscotch: whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.

    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures

    Mmm...you gotta be careful with that. First, you have disorder, then you have a list, then an array...before you know it, you have a matrix and a blue pill habit.

    You have a point. Besides, Shindler's Array doesn't sound as moving. Perhaps, Shindler's Binary Tree would be better.


    Query me this..
  • Harry Freakstorm: Congratulations on the purchase of your new Schindler Elevator. We hope that you will find every need met with our state of the art vertical transportation system.

    Our many very intelligent scientists have designed your elevator to include over 20 safety features that our competitors cannot imagine. Your safety is paramount in a Schindler Elevator. There are over 10 different patented safety braking systems on each unit. These systems were tested repeatedly and with many different test subjects.

    Beyond the design, we also care about quality. Only the highest manufacturing standards were used to produce your elevator. Our technicians worked 18 - 20 hours a day to ensure your elevator is constructed to exacting standards. Our System Supervisors (SS) ensure that not shortcuts were taken in the manufacture of your elevator.

    Finally, please examine the fine detail on your new elevator. As if it were polished by the hands of numerous ten years old children, the interior is brought up to a highly shined and meticulously clean interior.

    Everyone here at Schindler Elevator hope that you will enjoy your new elevator. Your happiness is paramount to all the happy workers here. They have a saying "If you're not happy, we won't eat." So they hope you are really, really happy.


    I love you, man
  • iheartscotch: whistleridge: Indeed. A list, even.

    What about an array? They are easier to work with.

    / this thread is now about data structures


    I thought it was buildings in Japan with elevators
    /pointer goes to youtube address...
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