Real News. Real Funny.
ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.
Sybarite: Wow, I never get prizes in my cereal anymore.