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cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.
maybe you should put in more misspellings. tart up your picture some. you're cute, but guys on dating sites are looking for girls who look like they would be willing to touch their penis after a dinner at the "Red Loster"
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Lucky LaRue: I am not sure what the big deal is.. this type of profile is common on Fark.
I know, right? I had to remove all references to krumping in my profile here just to get farkettes to stop sending me BIE.
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xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...
I know the feeling *shudders*
I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.
/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date
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Andromeda: xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...
I know the feeling *shudders*
I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.
/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date
But what was your answer? The rape or 20 yrs.?
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I was doing this in '09 with a "dream girl" profile and just shooting guys down. It was a blast.
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Andromeda: xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...
I know the feeling *shudders*
I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.
/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date
sounds like he was on the path to enjoy both.
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cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.
Well, if your profile picture there is anything like it is here you're not showing enough cleavage and you need to lose the glasses and that pink thing in your hair.
Alternately, you could continue doing what you're doing and not worry about the leering passer-by that this guy intentionally baited and hooked solely with a picture of a cute girl.
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Likes: chillin, warming up
Dislikes: walks on the beach due to prehensile toes, black licorice
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Story at 11.
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I met my girl on PoF but it took a ton of sifting through the garbage to find her. Seems that every obese single mother is looking for a man to treat them like a princess (while being VERY clear that they won't waste time talking to men who are interested in sex with their new girlfriend).
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