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  • Wow, that's a big risk to take subby. Unless you are on staff here (?)
    Good one!
  • Let me guess, he's a republican
  • Are you in any pain? Blink zero times for no.
  • Dude was just going for the Guiness Book record for laziness, and he NAILED IT!
  • Apparently he ain't vegetative enough to greenlight mine

    /get me a hammer
  • Man that's a lot of years to catch up on. Poor bastard doesn't even have a facebook yet
  • Ladies and gentlemen...

    There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

    Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

    Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.
  • Buster Bluthe still trying to find love?
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    What's he saying?
    That he isn't in any pain and that he is happy he has a niece...
  • BronyMedic: Ladies and gentlemen...

    There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

    Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

    Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.


    Don't you go gettin' all death panel on me!
  • Well, everyone has to have a purpose...

    Personally, I love reliving the X Files.
  • +1 for subby
    +2 for modmin (and that's the first, and probably last, time I've ever said that)
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    Jelous.


    even brain dead I'll bet she could spell "jealous"
  • Iworkformsn: BronyMedic: Ladies and gentlemen...

    There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

    Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

    Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.

    Don't you go gettin' all death panel on me!


    I am pretty sure people in that state do not care one way or another.

    Humanity has a duty to prolong the biological function of any meat sack.  It's not like the resources could be better put to use.
  • BronyMedic: Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.


    Ingrates! I get to pee in a bag AND someone else cleans it up? brb, signing up for backyard wrestling.
  • I hear the school board is hiring.
  • BronyMedic: Ladies and gentlemen...

    There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

    Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

    Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.


    This.

    It's nice that we are able to keep people alive and all, but you have to wonder if it should really be used to keep people around for a decade. After which they can get a massive amount of expensive gear to tell people (who need to be paid) that they would like their ass wiped.

    Sometimes you need to let someone go. As wise men once said:
    - The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
    - Or the one.

    All that time, effort and money could be put to so much better use...
  • hestheone: Iworkformsn: BronyMedic: Ladies and gentlemen...

    There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

    Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

    Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.

    Don't you go gettin' all death panel on me!

    I am pretty sure people in that state do not care one way or another.

    Humanity has a duty to prolong the biological function of any meat sack.  It's not like the resources could be better put to use.


    Nice reverse troll.

    8/10
    You gave it away without any misspelling, bipartisan ranting, or Fartbongo
    Classy though.
  • "Prof Owen said it was a groundheartbreaking moment.".

    FTFSorO.
  • I really don't like the term vegetable, or vegetative. I prefer the term "welfare recipient"
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    If I'm ever able to only communicate the word "one," my family has the authority to pull the plug.
  • *snert*

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    We *could* outsource the greenlighting tasks to these fellows.
  • DID THEY ASK HIM IF HE WISHED HE WERE DEAD?
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