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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: As long as the food's not "famously crusty," I'll be alright.
thismomentinblackhistory: I am not afraid to treat shiatty customers like shiat, but then again, I'm a bartender.
special20: No, but the floor is.
skinink: I'm sure this doesn't happen everywhere but I've worked as a waiter and have seen waiter/waitresses fark with a person's food instead of being straight out rude to a bad table. So if you're being an asshole to your waiter, but they aren't giving you attitude back I'd be worried about your meal or drink.
MrHappyRotter: And irregardless of what you claim, 15% is a standard tip in this country.
Rufus Lee King: LaughterOL. With some of the customers of mine, it is not only fit for unpleasantness, but also to hammer the food into their faces and forcibly discard them through the window glass.Sorry, I was channeling meow said the dog.