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Jument: Snow globes that appear to contain less than 3.4 ounces (approximately tennis-ball size) will be permittedAnd yet in the past they wouldn't let on a tiny container of liquid unless it had the volume in print on the container. Is the TSA starting to become less farktarded or is this policy a mistake of some kind?
LessO2: FTFAFood items such as pies and cakes are permitted, but may require further inspectionHere's the screener that will do the "further inspection:"[www.anorak.co.uk image 500x333]
Big Man On Campus: Where is the army of Disney lawyers when you need them?
SnyderCat: Big Man On Campus: Where is the army of Disney lawyers when you need them?On the way....to DisneyWorld.....AKA Washington, DC and the Oval Office.
special20: SnyderCat: Big Man On Campus: Where is the army of Disney lawyers when you need them?On the way....to DisneyWorld.....AKA Washington, DC and the Oval Office.Red #5 for being a chronic pinko.
brantgoose: Still illegal as of December 21, 2012:* reindeer manure* live reindeer* dead reindeer* frozen meat* fruit cakes of more than 3.4 ounces* mince pies made with alcohol* plum cakes made with alcohol* sugar plums* sugar plum fairies* sleighs* slayers* Mershaum and Briar wood pipes* jolly elves (over four and one half feet tall and 200 pounds)* ermine trimmed boots* vermin coated boots* yule logs over 12 inches* Christmas trees, natural* Christmas trees, artificial, over 12 inches* Christmas lights and other decorations that might conceal a bomb or parts of a bombe* bombes (made with alcohol, over 3.4 ounces)* holly, real* mistletoe, fake or real* barley candy, over 3.4 ounces per piece or a total of more than 12 ounces* tubs of "hard tack" candy* those dangerous Christmas ribbands (ribbons)* More than one pound of chocolates, especially the Cherry filled kind* Frog Surprise chocolates* Skis (carry-on)* magical articles larger than a wand or magic coin* lamps shaped like legs (unless under six inches)* Christmas cheer, high spirits, or laughter* Christmas crackers or any toy that goes bang* Menorahs over 12 inches in height or width, especially brass Menorahs* brass monkeys, frozen* brass monkeys, regular* brass balls (larger than 3.4 ounces in total, per pair)* recordings of Chirstmas hits that everybody is so farking sick of that they may try to kill you if you play them just one more time* what Brantgoose has been wishing for in his stocking for all of these years (to whit, a elf)* shoes with stillleto heels of more than 3.4 inches or made of hard materials such as metal, glass, or stone* Dutch wooden shoes* brandy* elves named Brandy
vudukungfu: I would applaud a flash mob showing up and jamming snow globes that were apparently greater than 3.5 ounces up the asses of the TSA at every ariport at once this holiday season. Then refusing to fly, anyway.You can take back your country,but only if you want to.