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spmkk: Obligatory (NSFW language).
pag1107: The Tampa socialite Kelley apparently told the police that since she was an honorary goodwill ambassador and volunteer liaison between the base's civilian and military communities, she should receive diplomatic security protection.
Rapmaster2000: I don't think socialite is really a job.
Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.
Captain PTMB: That's some might fine reporter work there, Lou.
Waldo Pepper: chasd00: Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.small town jury, 10-0 not guilty
Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.
CheapEngineer: 2) this is the standard response you get when showing up with a camera at *any* residence on Sanibel Island.
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