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  • Is this the part where I get to say "well if she weren't such a whore with a US General, they wouldn't be on your property to begin with" ?

    Cause that'd be slut-shaming, and that'd be wrong.

    Really don't care, other than that idiot FBI guy that called Reichert needs to be outed, sounded like he was performing Above and Beyond the call of duty. Like the shirtless pic of himself to the FLA bimbo self-described Tampa socialite random idiot that brought down a US General by being a coont about emails received from another random idiot who happened to be sleeping with/writing about a US General.

    Bet that books a hoot too. Please tell me its something other than 500 pages of dicksucking praise for Petraeus. Because I can then laugh at that too.
  • He was a hell of a lot nicer to that reporter than I would have been.
  • That read like an Onion article.
  • The Tampa socialite Kelley apparently told the police that since she was an honorary goodwill ambassador and volunteer liaison between the base's civilian and military communities, she should receive diplomatic security protection.
  • leave the innocent family members alone. thats just not cool.
  • Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

    Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.
  • has 4chan done anything on this? seems right up their alley
  • What I don't get yet is...are Broadwell and Kelley outright, advertise BBBJ for $60 on Craig's List whores, or are they just essentially whores?
  • spmkk: Obligatory (NSFW language).


    That was emphatic.
  • 1) Paula Broadwell is married. Therefore, Broadwell is her *husband's* name. These two old people are not responsible for their *daughter-in-law*. The New York Daily News reports Dr. Broadwell said he was astonished when he heard the news of the affair on Friday. When asked if he'd spoken to his son, Broadwell told the Daily News "Of course, he's my son."

    2) this is the standard response you get when showing up with a camera at *any* residence on Sanibel Island.

    3) Old people are grumpy. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

    \IJS
  • Loose lips sink ships! And possibly careers.
  • pag1107: The Tampa socialite Kelley apparently told the police that since she was an honorary goodwill ambassador and volunteer liaison between the base's civilian and military communities, she should receive diplomatic security protection.


    She's the same one that got that FBI guy (identity still unknown) to break rules and "investigate" this whole thing right. The same FBI guy who then sends her a shirtless pic of himself.

    So what other favors these two been trading.. lol
  • The fact that there's a news outfit named WINK makes we want to punch somebody in the brain.
  • I don't think socialite is really a job.
  • Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.
  • Rapmaster2000: I don't think socialite is really a job.


    Says someone who will never sleep their way to the too.
  • Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.


    this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.
  • That's some might fine reporter work there, Lou.
  • Captain PTMB: That's some might fine reporter work there, Lou.


    and subby work too.
  • Waldo Pepper: chasd00: Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.

    this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.

    small town jury, 10-0 not guilty


    This pretty much. Hell, I'm a libby lib and I might have a hard time convicting. "He was commin right for me" and all.
  • Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

    Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.


    We are done here. Thank you. And goodnight.
  • Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

    Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.


    Well its clearly their poor parenting that resulted in this affair. Because a mother and father should always be interrogated when their almost 40 year old daughter slept with a married man. Shame shame shame.

    /Sarcasm
    //Leave the friggin parents alone
  • CheapEngineer: 2) this is the standard response you get when showing up with a camera at *any* residence on Sanibel Island.


    Not to sound all too ITG, but yeah, show up at my door with camera and lights on and a boom mic hanging above my head and it might not be the most cordial greeting. I would have intentionally peppered it with so much cussing, racial epithets, and underage rape anecdotes that it would be unairable. You know, for the lulz.
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