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  • This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.
  • Mugato: This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.


    After what you did to the Skee-ball? You should consider yourself lucky.
  • Mugato: This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.


    After what you did to Chuck E? You should consider yourself lucky.
  • This never would've happened under KingoftheCheese's watch
  • Mugato: This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.


    After what you did in the BALL PIT, You should consider yourself Lucky!!

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  • Chuh-kee-cheeses. Where my dad can beat up your dad.
    Chuh-kee-cheeses. Where the cops get called nightly.
    Chuh-kee-cheeses. Where the band will haunt your nightmares for a lifetime.
  • Man robs Chuck E Cheese, which is really only still in business because it sells beer to stressed out black parents
  • Diogenes: Mugato: This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.

    After what you did to the Skee-ball? You should consider yourself lucky.


    skee skee skee
  • Looking like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck-E-Cheese
  • The one nearest to me sells not only beer, but also wine, out of a tap like the beer no less. Not sure that I would EVER want to drink generic Chuck E. Cheese wine out of a tap, but maybe someone does.
  • Out of business?

    I thought they were doing pretty good, what with the ol' standard:

    "$10 of tokens results in 5 cents worth of plastic spiders and stickers ."

    Seems like a pretty good profit margin.
  • danefromkansas: The one nearest to me sells not only beer, but also wine, out of a tap like the beer no less. Not sure that I would EVER want to drink generic Chuck E. Cheese wine out of a tap, but maybe someone does.


    you do if it Just. Doesn't. Matter. Anymore.
  • And my Age Verification software company is the reason you are limited to three drinks there. You're welcome, parents!

    /hides
  • KingKauff: This never would've happened under KingoftheCheese's watch


    I am flattered by your vote of confidence, my friend.
  • Mugato: This guy will get a slap on the wrist, meanwhile, according to the courts I can't come within 500 feet of one.


    well played sir..


    It hurts to breathe coffee....
  • I don't know, I have fond memories of the place. Yep, beer and "pizza"....and watching my boys then 5 and 6 having the time of their lives running everywhere. It's a casino for kids. It's cheap so it attracts some bad elements, but it was all that I could afford to do (Step outside for a quick "smoke" and go back in and watch the band!) . So, yeah, kinda scuzzy places, but I loved every minute I spent with my kids at Chucky Cheese.
  • I have to say, I have a 3yo niece who loves the place she calls it chucky's house, and i take her there once or twice a year, usually with my other nieces and nephews. I enjoy helpingn them ride the rides and my mom/her granny enjoys it, and if someone else is paying the salad bar aint too shabby. it's not bad for 3 or 4 hours once in a while just to see her smile like that.

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  • Wait, wait, wait. There are Chuck E. Cheeses that sell beer??? The ones near me do not. My kids are missing out - if i had a few cold ones they could play for longer than the usual 15 minutes it takes me to exceed my "other people's kids running around like lunatics" stress threshold.
  • Our CEC doesn't sell beer anymore. They took the ball pit out too. Wonder why...

    /refuse to take the kidlettes there unless it's someone else's b-day party and they're feeding us
    //at least they still have skee-ball and air hockey
  • topcon: Man robs Chuck E Cheese, which is really only still in business because it sells beer to stressed out black parents


    Hi, black parent here. My daughter is only 3 months old, but I've already decided that she'll never go to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything I've ever heard about the place is negative.
  • I Browse: topcon: Man robs Chuck E Cheese, which is really only still in business because it sells beer to stressed out black parents

    Hi, black parent here. My daughter is only 3 months old, but I've already decided that she'll never go to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything I've ever heard about the place is negative.


    Good for you.

    It's kind of weird, and a lot of people have discussed it on many sites (some blatantly racist, others stating legitimate curiosity.)

    http://www.google.com/search?q=chuck+e​+cheese+black+people&oq=chuck+e + cheese+black+people

    Link

    I live in a fairly white area (wikipedia says 85 percent white.) There's a Chuck E. Cheese right next to a Barnes and Noble here. If you drive by that Chuck E. Cheese on a weekend night, there is literally a line of black people waiting to get inside, not joking.

    I'm kind of curious myself how it turned out to be so popular for blacks, when it wasn't like 10 or 15 years ago.
  • Came in want to talk about arcade games.

    Left pondering about race relations.
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