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  • She was probably voted "Most likely to become a home-wrecker" in the yearbook.
  • She likes ass to mouth.

    Sometimes thats ok.
  • Cythraul: She was probably voted "Most likely to become a home-wrecker" in the yearbook.


    Ba-ZING!
  • That's not the mistress.
  • I think the media is making more out of this "scandal" than the FBI. No one should give a flying fark, except, of course, Mrs. Patraeus.
  • Why are we celebrating this media circus?
  • DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.


    This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.
  • DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.


    That's what the CIA wants you to think......

    /yeah, you're right she is the unpaid social liason of a military base ???

  • General Patraeus


    Good job, tardmitter. The name is everywhere in the media and you still cannot spell it correctly. It's even in TFA.
  • Englebert Slaptyback: General Patraeus


    Good job, tardmitter. The name is everywhere in the media and you still cannot spell it correctly. It's even in TFA.


    The real spelling was suppressed until after the election.
  • It matters because she possibly had access to shiatloads of secret information.
  • Most people are whores. They just hide it.

    It's the few exceptions that are worth paying attention to.

    Reading the news stream here at Fark, it's tempting to become cynical and figure that all people are whores. But that's not the case.

    Only the weak ones.
  • That was an important article. It establishes a bright line in my soul, below which I pass knowing that I will damage my human spirit. 95% of that article was below that line, and now I'm sad.
  • sodomizer: Why are we celebrating this media circus?


    Because America is hooked on the sort of trivia and gossip associated with checkout line mouth-breathing muffin-topped morons.

    /not celebrating anything but the schadenfreude.
  • The 24/7 news cycle: Once begun, it must run its course; if, in the process, news can't be reported, then resort to trivia. If even that fails...conjecture and finally just repeatedly restating the facts will occur.

    :-P
  • In High School in Philly she would have to invoke her status as the districts 'honorary consul general' when photographers and such were bothering her at the Prom or Homecoming.

    You could always tell her car in the lot, because of the honorary dilomatic plates.

    She could request diplomatic immunity to get out of GYM.

    Prom Night Photographers needed to be dealt with. So she called police to the Holiday INN Conference Center and ballroom.

    "... because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to be at the Holiday INN. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well, she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police."


    /jk
  • Valiente: sodomizer: Why are we celebrating this media circus?

    Because America is hooked on the sort of trivia and gossip associated with checkout line mouth-breathing muffin-topped morons.

    /not celebrating anything but the schadenfreude.


    People LOVE this shiat - intrigue, power - and SEX!
    It's kind of pissing the RWers off. they wanted this to tie into "Benghazi", and become the great-day-in-the-mornin' "scandal" that will bring Obammy down.
    To their dismay, all people want to hear about is the f**king, sucking, and romantic intrigue.
  • Dr.Zom: DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.

    This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.


    What's complicated?

    Patreaus was banging Broadwell (his biographer)

    Jill Kelly (who this article is really about) is a social liason to the military so also had contact with Patreaus and other military brass.

    Broadwell thinks Kelly is flirting with Patreaus and sends her some threatening emails

    Kelly reports to FBI, FBI investigate

    Kelly's emails also include flirty emails from Gen. Allen

    So we know Patreaus was boning Broadwell
    Broadwell threatened Kelly
    Allen was flirting with Kelly
  • Whoops forgot one, FBI guy that Kelly contacted had sent Kelly shirtless pics and lots of flirty emails too.
  • DoBeDoBeDo: Dr.Zom: DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.

    This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.

    What's complicated?

    Patreaus was banging Broadwell (his biographer)

    Jill Kelly (who this article is really about) is a social liason to the military so also had contact with Patreaus and other military brass.

    Broadwell thinks Kelly is flirting with Patreaus and sends her some threatening emails

    Kelly reports to FBI, FBI investigate

    Kelly's emails also include flirty emails from Gen. Allen

    So we know Patreaus was boning Broadwell
    Broadwell threatened Kelly
    Allen was flirting with Kelly


    The Aristrocats!!
  • netcentric: /yeah, you're right she is the unpaid social liason of a military base ???


    Unpaid social liaison.
    Is that what they call them nowadays?

    /Imperial courtier has a better ring to it.
  • DoBeDoBeDo: Dr.Zom: DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.

    This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.

    What's complicated?

    Patreaus was banging Broadwell (his biographer)

    Jill Kelly (who this article is really about) is a social liason to the military so also had contact with Patreaus and other military brass.

    Broadwell thinks Kelly is flirting with Patreaus and sends her some threatening emails

    Kelly reports to FBI, FBI investigate

    Kelly's emails also include flirty emails from Gen. Allen

    So we know Patreaus was boning Broadwell
    Broadwell threatened Kelly
    Allen was flirting with Kelly


    Now, if you are an American Government employee in say Libya for example. And it's night. Very dark. And people are firing guns, RPG's and Mortars at you....

    ....which one of these people do you call?
  • Came here expecting to see examples of what would pass for "mistress in high school".

    Leaving disappointed.
  • netcentric:
    ....which one of these people do you call?


    I guess that depends on what I'm after

    Patreaus if I need out
    Broadwell if I need pussy
    Kelly if I need cybersex
    Allen if I need military help (well not really as that's not his theater I don't think, but it works here)
  • HotIgneous Intruder: Unpaid social liaison.
    Is that what they call them nowadays?

    /Imperial courtier has a better ring to it.



    So does "Starfrakker"
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