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Cythraul: She was probably voted "Most likely to become a home-wrecker" in the yearbook.
DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.
Englebert Slaptyback: General PatraeusGood job, tardmitter. The name is everywhere in the media and you still cannot spell it correctly. It's even in TFA.
sodomizer: Why are we celebrating this media circus?
Valiente: sodomizer: Why are we celebrating this media circus?Because America is hooked on the sort of trivia and gossip associated with checkout line mouth-breathing muffin-topped morons./not celebrating anything but the schadenfreude.
Dr.Zom: DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.
DoBeDoBeDo: Dr.Zom: DoBeDoBeDo: That's not the mistress.This thing is confusing enough without misleading headlines.What's complicated?Patreaus was banging Broadwell (his biographer)Jill Kelly (who this article is really about) is a social liason to the military so also had contact with Patreaus and other military brass.Broadwell thinks Kelly is flirting with Patreaus and sends her some threatening emailsKelly reports to FBI, FBI investigateKelly's emails also include flirty emails from Gen. AllenSo we know Patreaus was boning BroadwellBroadwell threatened KellyAllen was flirting with Kelly
netcentric: /yeah, you're right she is the unpaid social liason of a military base ???
netcentric: ....which one of these people do you call?
HotIgneous Intruder: Unpaid social liaison.Is that what they call them nowadays?/Imperial courtier has a better ring to it.
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