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  • Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.

    /USuCktrojans
    //PUSC
    ///Go Bears
  • FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.
  • For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists
  • awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


    mental note: type faster next time
  • Oh no! College students are acting like kids who have been thrust into independence. Everybody panic!
  • Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.



    Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.
  • That takes me back.

    Reasons to date a USC Engineering Student #4: "Lubrication, Friction, and Wear" is an actual class.
  • Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.
  • cleveralthere: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

    mental note: type faster next time


    Same here.
  • Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

    /half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
    // I keed I keed
  • Christian Bale: Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.

    Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.


    Pretty much how I felt after reading it.

    I hate USC so go Bruins!
  • brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.


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    I am disappoint. 

    /agree with you.
  • When I went to the U of Arizona, the rivals at ASU/Tempe stole our bell.

    We finally got it back, and the Chief of Campus Cops proudly announced: "---It is so secure, no one will ever steal it again!---"

    So of course some of our guys broke into the building the following night, took the bell out of its case, photographed it, put it back, and mailed the photo to the campus paper.

    The U of Texas has a longhorn bull named BEVO, who has been captured, castrated, and returned. One year he was butchered and served up to the Texas A and M student body ibn their cafeteria.
  • jonathan_L: brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.

    [media.screened.com image 719x408]

    I am disappoint. 

    /agree with you.


    Your system sucks.
  • Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
    A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

    Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
    A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

    not affiliated with either school

    Hook 'em Horns
  • UCLA has spies in your frats, beware of Greeks bearing gifts?

    G Tech is eating books for College Bowl, beware of Geeks bearing gifts?
  • Oldie but goodie....

    Two drunken USC students walking to the big game one afternoon when they see a dog lying on the grass licking its balls. The first USC student says to his friend,"Man don't you wish YOU could that?" Second USC student replies, "Yeah, but I'm afraid he'd bite me."

    /That is all
  • SUGGESTED PRANKS:

    1. Get onto their football field about a week in advance of the game with several gallons of Wal--Mart weed killer and sprayers. Spray your message in large letters, wait one week. It will show up on TV and there's nothing they can do to mask it.

    2. Get each member of the band to carry a package of grass seed, then when they line up to spell out 'U of X' or whetever, and take their bow, they each rip open the package and spill the seed. It will take several weeks to grow out, and the enemy will have your logo all over their field.
  • cleveralthere: For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists


    DEFCON 2 seems like the more reasonable level. DEFCON 1 typically means 'birds in the air'.
  • Click on the Kardashian link at the bottom of the article, amateur colonoscopy and a hilarious commentary.
  • awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


    Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.
  • Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

    Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.

  • cwheelie: Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
    A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

    Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
    A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

    not affiliated with either school

    Hook 'em Horns


    Sorry to hear that....

    Boomer
  • Thats_Not_My_Baby: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

    DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

    Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.


    This makes me ❤ u
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