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  • Sounds like a good lawyer.
  • THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

    REPEAL THE 5TH AMENDMENT!

    I'M GOING TO START A PETITION!
  • Since You were never born there was no one to stop Mr Gower.

  • "Why did your pharmacy kill 32 people?"


    I guess the pharmacy owner's name is...

    *sunglasses*

    Mort.


    YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
  • And this, my friends, is why corporate personhood is bullshiat.

    If I killed 32 people, via negligence (or perhaps *willful negligence*), I would

    A) Be facing a shiat-ton of manslaughter charges AT THE VERY LEAST, or perhaps even negligent homicide, or even murder.

    B) I would not be able to use the defense of "Oh, honestly, your honor, my brain didn't know what my hand was doing. My hand acted independently of the wishes of myself and I bear no responsibility for its actions. (Because, I would think, the CEO of a company is analogous to the brain/mind. Otherwise, WTF are they paid for?)
  • Because George wasn't there to stop him.
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  • Ill take poor sterile practice and product control for 300 Alex.
  • Evil Mackerel: Since You were never born there was no one to stop Mr Gower.


    Came here for this. What a pharmacist who needs to invoke the 5th might look like...
  • Englebert Slaptyback: "Why did your pharmacy kill 32 people?"


    I guess the pharmacy owner's name is...

    *sunglasses*

    Mort.


    YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!


    I'm pretty sure Mort was too busy being death's apprentice to do something this foolish, Mr. Slut Bunwalla!
    /Ringlebert fischybuns.
    //Jerry Dorsey.
  • They haven't discovered the joys of lots of pot and vodka mixed with Red Bull.

  • Felgraf


    I'm pretty sure Mort was too busy being death's apprentice to do something this foolish, Mr. Slut Bunwalla!


    Actually it was just a stupid Latin pun: kill, death, mort (as in mortality).

    The Family Guy connection was secondary but not unappreciated and holy crap I'm a nerd.

    PS Zenglebert Bambledack
  • SnyderCat: They haven't discovered the joys of lots of pot and vodka mixed with Red Bull.


    what joy? that sounds pretty ghay
  • That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?
  • Englebert Slaptyback: Felgraf

    I'm pretty sure Mort was too busy being death's apprentice to do something this foolish, Mr. Slut Bunwalla!


    Actually it was just a stupid Latin pun: kill, death, mort (as in mortality).

    The Family Guy connection was secondary but not unappreciated and holy crap I'm a nerd.

    PS Zenglebert Bambledack


    Whatever you say, Steviebuns Bottrittrundle
  • Felgraf: And this, my friends, is why corporate personhood is bullshiat.

    If I killed 32 people, via negligence (or perhaps *willful negligence*), I would

    A) Be facing a shiat-ton of manslaughter charges AT THE VERY LEAST, or perhaps even negligent homicide, or even murder.

    B) I would not be able to use the defense of "Oh, honestly, your honor, my brain didn't know what my hand was doing. My hand acted independently of the wishes of myself and I bear no responsibility for its actions. (Because, I would think, the CEO of a company is analogous to the brain/mind. Otherwise, WTF are they paid for?)


    You'd probably also be in an actual court, with judges and lawyers and bailiffs and such. Unless you really want your fate to be judged by an arbitrary panel of politicians, of course.
  • Big questions have been raised about oversight from both state and federal regulators who repeatedly found problems at the pharmacy but did little about them.

    More proof that regulation doesn't work and we should just get rid of it.
  • Jument: That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?


    Ancient Chinese secret.
  • Jument: That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?


    I'm sure Obama's "job killing regulations" are behind all this. You know, those regulations Romney vowed to repeal so "job creators" could get busy making jobs? It was probably one of those that put that fungus in the drugs.

    /that, or the cost cutting, penny pinching attitude that most corporations have when there isn't a regulation making them do something
  • Englebert Slaptyback: Actually it was just a stupid Latin pun: kill, death, mort (as in mortality).

    The Family Guy connection was secondary but not unappreciated and holy crap I'm a nerd.

    PS Zenglebert Bambledack


    Actually I was trying to make a Discworld reference and just continuing with sillyness.
    /Anglebert Humperdink.
  • And given that the factory is in Framingham people should be thankful that the drugs were only tainted with fungal meningitis. I'm surprised they didn't find meth, cockroaches and drunk driving illegal immigrants in there, too.

    /What, we're on the air?
    //I don't believe you
  • Jument: That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?


    Poor sterile practice.
  • You see, this will happen with socialised medicine.
  • BronyMedic: Jument: That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?

    Poor sterile practice.


    Does that stuff just drop from the air, or what?
  • buckler: BronyMedic: Jument: That's pretty scary. Can someone please explain how they ended up making drugs somehow tainted with "fungal meningitis"?

    Poor sterile practice.

    Does that stuff just drop from the air, or what?


    That's what I'm wondering. I understand that they were probably sloppy with contamination but how the fark did they end up with farking fungal meningitis in there?!?
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