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NutWrench: When she called police about news crews camped out in front of her waterfront mansion, she described herself as an "honorary consul general" and asked for "diplomatic protection."No. Not yours.
PhiloeBedoe: Doesn't always work...[i1079.photobucket.com image 468x199]
qorkfiend: Wouldn't she, as the property owner, be fully within her rights to tell the media to get off her lawn, and to call the police to enforce that?The diplomatic part is absurd, of course, but that'll sort itself out.